Friday, July 22, 2005

One More Post From Miami

OK I know I said that the next post would be from Sanibel. Well, I lied. I am still in Miami.

But I will leave soon. Very soon. The sooner the better if you ask me.

The boat is ready for towing. I cleaned out the mess in the truck! I got the lizard cages to my friend's place. Spaz The Iguana has a very heavy, large cage. It was a bitch to move. But I have a large flat bed trailer, made from what used to be a pop up camper.

I got a 6 pack of beer, a bottle of rum, and a bottle of vodka. I got good rum too, Myers! That is some primo stuff, so much better than the crap known as Bacardi. So when I get there, I can have a drink first thing. The apartment is on the third floor and there is NO ELEVATOR, so moving all your stuff in makes you thirsty.

I have all the computer crap ready to go. I also have my satellite radio stuff ready to go. It is going to be nice to sit out on the porch, listen to commercial free music (I LOVE SIRIUS!!), drink a few things, and post.

I set my wireless thing up to broadcast the SSID of "Connect HERE For A Free Virus". This should prevent someone from stealing my bandwidth.

The digital camera is all charged up and ready to go. There will be many photos uploaded.

All I have to do BEFORE I leave is:

1. Take the cats to the vet for storage.
2. Get mice so I can feed Max The Monitor (my non-vegetarian lizard).
3. Change the oil in the truck.
4. Finish packing.
5. BAIL! I hope to be on the road NO LATER than 1:00 PM, and sooner if possible.

I would have done more today, but having a strong work ethic (meaning I am STUPID) I did not call in sick today. I tried to skip out of work early, but that was not possible. They needed someone there that knew algebra 1 from 7:30 - 8:30. Oh well, at least I know algebra 1.

I have 4x(x)+7y-2 things to do before I leave. Graph this equation, and re-write it in slope-intercept form (Y=mx+b).

6 comments:

  1. Stop typing and get out of Dodge! :)

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  2. Have a great time!! GET GOING!!!

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  3. Those are some pretty funny math jokes, If I knew how to computate them I'd leave a clever comment. Good luck with the move.

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  4. Math is fun! Well not really. It CAN be fun, when you have to add $15,945,962.73 to your bank account - but otherwise it is kind of boring.

    I AM ON THE ISLAND! I just got the wireless thingie set up. I will post a victory post when I finish lugging all the stuff up here.

    So far I have only lugged the computer, the booze, 2 cold beers, and the wireless thingie upstairs.

    BEER TIME!

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Can you believe I read all the comments? Well I do. So leave one already. By the way, why aren't you listening to my Iguana Music?