Wasted An Hour - Still No Video To Post

Well hell. I friggin give up. You Tube is all "we do not want to host pirate shit" and I can not figure out how to steal this from somewhere else and post it here. So I will just have to give out a link and you have to follow it. Lame - I know. But that is just how it is. Nothing I can do about it.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Play Set.

No it is NOT porn. This is my little island of wasted bandwidth in a vast sea of internet porn. So no porn links. You may need to know who Lemmiwinks The Gerbil is to get the end of this video. And the Sparrow Prince. And the Catata Fish. And of course, the Frog King. All died a horrible death.

No, that is not Richard Gere's website. This blog is anti-gerbilling.

I hope we do not have to keep hearing about the stupid spoiled whore. Really. Can we move on to something else to pretend to give a shit about? Can we?? PLEASE!!?!?!

After months of no rain (and lots of days to get shit done) it is now raining every day. So it is hard to get shit done. But we do need the rain. Thus the dilemma. Do we bitch and cry about the daily rain, or do we just deal with it because it is the friggin summer and this is the tropics and we all know that in the tropics in the summer it rains every day?

The next asshole I do not know that feels the need to comment to me that "it is hot" is going to get stabbed. NO SHIT IT IS HOT! Where do you think you are? Fucking Siberia? Thanks for the weather update Captain Obvious! I had not noticed that I am sweating like a fat man in a sauna after eating 100 super spicy chicken wings. I needed your keen observations to point that out to me.

The forecast calls for a slack off in the rain. We are going from "showers likely" to "scattered showers throughout the day, scattered thunderstorms in the late morning / afternoon" to "isolated showers and thunderstorms" to "slight chance of thunderstorms". Then back to "chance of thunderstorms".

"Slight chance of thunderstorms" is the normal forecast from now till November. It is pretty cool actually. You can watch the converging sea breezes push the hot moist air over the everglades up, forming storm clouds. Then they either hit you or not.

I think I struck it rich. Skipper is only three pounds and is not really getting much larger than he was 2 months ago. I am thinking I can start my own line of designer cats. I figure that people will pay to get their very own mini cat. I have already came up with some marketing slogans.

1. 75% less cat shit!
2. 75% less hairball horking!
3. Save money on food!
4. The forever kitten

And so on. Now if I can just get myself a dwarf female hypoallergenic cat I would really be raking in the jack. People are paying $5950 US per kitten and there is a 24 month wait. For an extra $2,000 you can shorten that wait to 12 months.

Now I have done some rough calculations. Skipper is probably not a 1 in 50,000 hypoallergenic cat. But if the gene is recessive, and Skipper has a dominate / recessive gene pair then 1/4 of the kittens he produces can be expected to be hypoallergenic. If he happens to be hypoallergenic AND a dwarf than ALL the kittens he causes will be worth $6,000 AND some of them may be worth more. I could afford this in NO TIME!

I just need to get Skipper about 25 dwarf hypoallergenic girlfriends. And then get each male dwarf allergen free kitten produced another 25 girlfriends. Lets see here...6 kittens per batch, two batches per year per female cat, 25 female cats, 50% male kittens 50% female kittens.....doing math here....carrying the 1......

300 kittens in year 1. If half are male then that is 150. Plus the original makes 151. Times 25 would be A LOT of cats. In year two. Now for the good part. Lets say $6,000 per cat. 6k times (151 times 25) is well over $6,000,000.

Today is Father's Day. I got a card. And some other stuff. In two years when I am the designer cat kingpin making $6,000,000 selling dwarf allergy free cats Ill be able to get Dad a friggin Bently. And a card.