All computers have porn!

One of my most well known theories is that all computers have porn. If there is no porn on your computer, you are not normal. If you can not find any porn on the internet - you are beyond help.

Anyway, one of my friends likes to collect junk computers he finds on the side of the road. He does this to satisfy some voyeristic need to see what people have on their hard drives. Note to myself - never throw out a hard drive, unless I take it to the dump myself.

A few days ago he found an old Compaq on the side of the road. On the hard drive he found evidence of holy rolling. You know, christian music MP3 files (no doudt STOLEN from a some file sharing site...very sinful!), photos of saints, and so forth. Also on this hard drive - porn. Schlongs, and boobs, photos involving 3 guys and a goat, distrubing stuff from Japan, and apparently at least one photo involving a bottle of soda and an anus. Yikes!

Not that this shocked me - all computers contain porn!