Geocaching

Sometimes, when I am extra bored, I take part in something called Geocaching. Today, while hanging out at one of my favorite places, I got a great idea!

The Landmine Cache. I will obtain some fake dog poop and hide a cache in it. Will anyone pick it up? Will someone step in it? Copy my idea before I make the first fake poop cache and you suck!

Before you say I need help, keep this in mind. I had just consumed a liter of beer. It was a refreching German wheat beer - cloudy with a fruity yeasty flavor. Not as good as an IPA, but not bad either.