How lazy are you?
It is fair to say I am lazy. Out of all the 7 deadly sins, sloth is my favorite. Gluttony and lust are also high on the list, but those sins require some effort. Well, except for lust - thanks to the internet (see my post about all computers having porn). Anyway I am veering off topic here.
This is just an example of my laziness. Today I did not have to go to work. It is now almost 3:00 PM and I still have not removed my ass from bed. I still have not even taken my morning piss! Now that my friends is lazy.
But Lazy One, how can that be true if you wrote this post? Good question! I have a laptop. It just happened to be close enough that I could grab it without removing my ass from the bed.
Anyway, how lazy are you? What is the laziest thing you have ever done? Have you ever considered getting a goat so it would eat your lawn and you could sell the lawn mower?
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 14:48
1 Comments:
I have never experienced the joy of mowing the lawn, but I have still considered a goat or a cow as a "lawn mower" of sorts. The only problem is that you'll still have the same problem you have with dogs (per your previous post), but they'll smell worse.
My laziest moment was when I was in high school, I slept til 5, got up to pee ate and went back to bed.
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