Thanksgiving Top 10 List
Top 10 things you might hear this Thnaksgiving that sound dirty but are not.
10. Wow! That is a huge breast!
9. It is a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Don't play with your meat.
7. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!
6. I didn't expect everyone to come at once.
5. You still have a little bit on your chin.
4. How long will it take once you stick it in?
3. You will know it is ready when it pops up.
2. That's the biggest one I have ever seen!
And the number one thing you might hear this Thanksgiving that sounds dirty but is not is......
1. How long do I beat it before it is ready?
Have a great Thanksgiving everyone. And to my readers who are NOT in the United States, have a happy November 24th. Or whatever. The important thing is to remember to have a few beers no matter where you are.
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 17:09
5 Comments:
You have a good one too!
LOL. Good post.
Happy Turkey day!
LOL! Yeah, the thing you might hear from THIS lesbian on Thanksgiving (that sounds dirty but isn't) is that I don't eat meat.
I'm a vegetarian. :-P
lol - good post! I like Key Lime, but the BIL came thru with an excellent pumpkin pie this year.
As for your wish list - you'll be among the first to receive gifts when I hit the lottery!
NASTY. But very, very funny... ;o)
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