I-Don't Give A Shit
What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously. You want to know what the biggest problem with America (and western society in general) is? Gay marriage? Abortions? Cuss words on the TV? BOOBS on the TV?!?!? Internet porn? The general lack of values? Not enough people going to church?
No. None of that is a problem. So what is the problem?
Oh yea the new I-Phone can also be used as an internet browser, play MP3 files, play movie files, and what else? Thats it? Oh. I see.
People stood in like since Tuesday to get this thing. Tuesday! Which beings up an interesting question. How can some loser who has nothing better to do than stand in a fucking line for 4 days possibly have a job and be able to afford to plunk down $500 for a phone? Can they even afford the monthly cell phone bill? Who knows. But they will be the coolest person in the homeless shelter. Until they sell it to someone for $100 so they can buy bum wine.
So if you are a fool who thinks a phone can really make your life better, stick your head in a gas oven or something. You are just consuming resources, and you have nothing of value to return to society.
And no - you do not really need one. You probably already have a MP3 player. You do not need to access the internet while you are in the movie theater. And you probably already have a cell phone. So what is the point?
But yet - people are going nuts over this thing. People are packing Apple stores yelling and cheering as other morons take the black boxes away from the cash register.
I just do not get it. But I am pretty sure this is the reason why things are going down the tubes. This is the result in allowing public education to fall to unacceptable standards.
If I were a criminal, I would plan a robbery of an Apple store right before they close.
Labels: problem with society
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 00:08
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