Free Internet

Are you stuck in the world of dial up? If so, that really sucks for you.

However, there is something you can do about it! If you do not live out in the sticks, chances are you have neighbors. And if you are in America, there is a good chance your neighbors are H2 driving idiots. This can work out for you!

Get an 802.11 wireless card. If you have a desktop computer, get a card that allows you to plug in an external antenna. If you have a laptop it might already have a wireless card in it - turn that thing on!

Look for open networks. If you find one, connect to it. Rape that puppy! Download anything you want! It will be traced to your neighbor, not to you. Nothing is too illegal or vile to download on a free network.