Slanderous Sunday - This Is Not A Spam Blog

Well I WAS going to post this very funny You Tube video - but it seems Blogger has decided that this is a SPAM BLOG! What the crap?! So if you want humor, you will just have to make do with my latest Paint creation - which can be viewed AT THIS LINK or by clicking the link directly below the Senor Caiman 2006 blog award.

So I had to do more of this word verification crap to send a request to have someone from Blogger review my site to see if it is a spam blog or not.

By the way, did I mention I am selling penis enlargement pills? Oh yea! It is a new side business. I have 100% natural herbal pills that will increase size and girth. You will be like King Freaking Kong down there - only less foreskin if you have been clipped. Speaking of penis pills a few years ago I knew this chick that has since moved out of Miami (GOOD IDEA). Anyway she made a comment to me about getting tons of spam about penis enlargement pills. This was funny because at the time I was getting spam about breast augmentation. Anyway - I found some humor there.

Now that I can't have the YOU TUBE video posted here because of the word verification shit, I have to just do this instead. Ridicule Blogger. I will start with the "word" verification thing. Since when is "zlbgzjpr" a word? Huh? You tell me? But yet this is the "word" I have to enter to publish this post. They should call it "a series of random letters verification". If someone from Blogger reads this run my name change idea past the technical nerds in the back room smoking pot and watching Star Trek re-runs ok? Tell them to "make it so" or you will shoot them with a plastic phaser.

And also notice my cool pimping THREE COLUMN template! Can't get that from the standard Blogger templates! OH NO! I had to steal it from somewhere else, then modify it so that it had all my crap, Would a spam blog bother to do this? No chance!

So what is a spam blog, and how does Blogger identify them? I decided to find out! This is from Blogger.

"The ease of creating and updating webpages with Blogger has made it particularly prone to a form of behavior known as link spamming. Blogs engaged in this behavior are called spam blogs, and can be recognized by their irrelevant, repetitive, or nonsensical text, along with a large number of links, usually all pointing to a single site."

OK OK OK! So I may do this. I like to think my text is relevant to something, but lets be honest here - it is not. in fact, I submit to you that 90% or more of the internet is irrelevant. When did home internet access become the thing to have? Mid 1990s? It is amazing that humanity had some form of civilization for THOUSANDS OF YEARS before Al Gore created the internet. And it is a good thing Gore did create the internet - if he did not can you name ONE single Republican with the brain power that could have done this? I can't!

Anyway I have a lot of links to www.lazyiguana.org. But what do you expect? See the relation here? We have lazyiguana.blogspot.com and lazyiguana.org and my email address posted above as a jpg so that spam bots can not harvest my lazyiguana.org email address - see a pattern here? I bought the lazyiguana.org domain so that I will have a place to post photos, MP3 files, and whatever else I want to put here. I put my crap on my domain, then link to there from here. I put the crap "over there" so that it can also be here. If this a veiled Bush joke? Probably.

I also have many links to many other blogs, off site video games, and other assorted crap.

I may also engage in keyword stuffing. But only for fun. Most recently I engaged in keyword stuffing by including "Uncle Fester's Meth Recipe" several times in a post. and Google did pick this up! I was, and my still be, the number one result for "Uncle Fester's Meth Recipe". But really - if you are searching for a meth recipe what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you know that shit is illegal? And are you some kind of idiot getting a recipe off the internet where any idiot can post whatever they want? Are you aware that the chemicals used to make street meth are dangerous and CAN explode? So my keyword stuffing is not a big deal. It is not like I am responsible for the White House biography of George Bush to come up as number 1 in a search for "failure". But that is funny too. The Republican internet nerd response to this was to make Michael Moore's site number 2 or 3 for failure. That is the best they can do - attack an overweight film maker who has nothing to do with anything.

But spam blogs can be a problem. For one, they like to steal content from other sites. Like NOBODY ELSE does this! Oh no, 100% of all content on all non-spam sites is 100% original! Nobody ever steals photos, text, ideas, or templates from other sites. They steal this content to make it seem like there is something you are looking for there - but there never is. And a spam blog can post a lot of stuff in a short time, clogging up service for other users. Like a toilet at a hot dog eating contest - it can get clogged!

Blogger does not like Spam Blogs. Nobody does really. So they are doing something to prevent them. Like the "series of random letters verification" thing. Also this blog is no longer listed in Nextblog or added to the "recently published" list.

For the record - I think it is a good idea to do something about spam blogs. Someone will review this site and determine that while it may be irrelevant and appear to engage in keyword stuffing and link spamming - it is not "spam". I am not really trying to sell penis enlargement pills. I do not harvest email addresses if someone sends me hate mail.

I expect to be able to post the You Tube video soon.