Poll

I moved the new and improved Iguana Music list to the sidebar where the old Iguana Music thing used to be. I do not know if I like it there. Yea it fits in the sidebar now, but it is all scrunched up and stuff now.

So today's daily poll question which is not here every day is this. What is better, the music list in the sidebar, or the list where it was?

Oh yea. I added some Def Leppard for someone, and some Bangles for someone else. And I was going to add some Kiss for someone else but then I broke the website and I got a "temporary error" message. So I will try again later. But I hope the Def Leppard makes people feel better. Cause I picked out happy songs. I guess.

THIS JUST IN! The Kiss link works now. So disregard all that other stuff.

Another thing, Jenny/867-5309 is not a good theme song for your blog. It is actually a sad song really, if you listen to the lyrics. Some poor guy is so pathetic and lonely that he drunk dials a number he saw written on a bathroom wall. Sad. Do people really do that? I always thought that you would put fake numbers on the wall. Like the jerkwad in advertising who thought up MENS ROOM ADS! You put his cell number on the wall and write "for a good time call (insert chick name here), 305-867-5309" or something. So the jerk gets drunken calls all night and has to change his number and move to Siberia. Someone who shall remain linkless will know what I am talking about here.

And now I shall switch topics seamlessly to men's room ads. See how I just worked this seemingly unrelated topic into this post? I have mad skillz. Chicks dig mad skillz. But they hate idiots who spell words with a Z when they really call for a S. So my bad spelling cancels out my mad skillz bonus pointz. The end result is that I have a lot of spare time. A LOT. Tons. More than you can possibly imagine. But if I learn to spell properly, then I could become VERY busy. In a parallel universe maybe.

Now it used to be that in this crazy commercial world we live in at least a man could take a piss without being assaulted by ads. Well those days are GONE! Some creative genius asshole came up with the idea of putting ads on the wall, right where you have to look when you are draining the dragon. So I am taking a leak, and thinking "wow! The new AT&T has an improved network! Maybe I should switch my service". Really now - are establishments so hard up for cash that they have to put ads on the walls of the can? Just horrible. If the ads were just a little bit lower, I may just wizz on them. Take that the new AT&T! My stream of justice shall teach you a lesson!

I think I may have adult ADHD. I can not seem to stay with one topic for more than a few minutes. This is a recent development really. I used to be able to stay focused for longer periods of time. My brain was like a laser. But now it is more like a flood light. All over the place.

By the way, this is when the Kiss link started to work. In case you were wondering. But instead of changing what I already wrote I just added an update. So there.

I can put 20 more songs in the play list and then it is full. I will have to edit it and take out some crappy songs, or maybe just create another play list and have Iguana Music 1 and 2.

Please do not forget about the poll. Or do. Whatever. It really does not matter. I am starting to like the new and improved Iguana Music where it is.

I am thirsty and require some fizzy water. Dry fizzy water from Canada. Except it is not from Canada. I should sue the Canada Dry company for false Country of origin labeling. But they do make great seltzer water. I have really cut back big time on soda. I almost never drink that stuff anymore. When I want something fizzy that is not beer, I go for the carbonated water stuff.