What I Learned Today

You know, I learned something today.

You should remove all jewelry when you go out on a boat. Yes - this is what I learned today. Wedding rings, or ANY ring for that matter - have NO PLACE on a boat. So take it off before you get on board. From now on I will require all people who step on my boat to remove and stash ALL jewelry. Mostly rings.

Why is this? CAUSE I AM THE CAPTAIN - thats why! Maritime tradition calls for never questioning the Captain. This is because even if you do not understand why the Captain says to do something, there is a reason.

WARNING - these are not exactly pretty pictures. But who ever said reality is pretty?

GRUESOME PHOTO 1
GRUESOME PHOTO 2

Ugly huh? Well here is what happened. The guy in the photo was handling lines while wearing his wedding ring. Somehow (probably due to improper line handling) a line got caught on his ring. Now consider that a boat can weigh many thousands of pounds, and that force can be transfered from the boat to a line to a ring to the skin on a finger and.....well it is ugly.

See? You learn something every day. The subject in the photo learned the painful way. Tis better to learn the non painful way says I.

And in other news, in order to drum up more traffic to this site I decided to throw in a few words likely to get Googled.

Cute chick with a nice pussy. Yes I typed that. Cute chick with a nice pussy. Google will pick this up and add it to the vast search engine. The more I type cute chick with a nice pussy the more Google will index this site for those words. And I will even throw in a photo of a cute chick with a nice pussy!

What is that? Not what you were expecting? Well then I do not know what to tell you here. That is a cute chick with a nice pussy. I defy you to say it is not.