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Amid Water Shortage, Residents Cited For Brown Lawns

It seems that the Lawn Police in Riviera Beach, Florida have nothing else to do except harass residents for "code violations". People with brown lawns have been ordered to re-sod and fertilize their lawns or else face even more fines.

The problem is, South Florida Water Management has ordered MANDATORY water restrictions. People in Riviera Beach can only water one day a week.

The Shitty of Riviera Beach claims that "code enforcement officers are only doing their job".

Yea, a STUPID JOB. We are running out of friggin water here, and the city wants to fine people for brown grass? What the hell is this?

So if you live in that crap hole, you can either pay the water po po for violating water restrictions or pay the lawn po po for not having a lush green lawn.

This is typical of life here. Pure stupidity everywhere you look. You either have old fart condo commandos complaining about the color of your mailbox, idiot city officials giving you tickets for not watering your lawn during water restrictions, or some asshole pretending they do not notice that their dog is taking a shit on your walkway.

If I lived in that rat hole of a "city", I would spy on the Mayor, and turn his ass in for every single water violation I could see. Then complain at public meetings when his brown lawn violated "code". Make him re-sod his lawn. And then turn his ass in for more water violations. Sooner or later the stupid code will be changed, and the lawn police will have to find something else to do. Something useful. Like report pot holes so that the road crews can fill them in. That would actually improve things a little - so forget that ever happening.

Or what the hell. Give him a truck load of free fertilizer. I am sure that the Miami Metrozoo has a few hundred pounds of elephant shit they do not need. Someone living in Riviera Beach, Florida might want to keep this in mind. Can't have the mayor having a brown lawn! Help him keep it green and well fertilized. Along with all members of the lawn police squad.

Seriously - my profile tag line says "I am the last sane person living in Miami". You all do not know just how true that is.