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Well the boat show is over. Gone. So no more sea shanties. Bet you are all happy about that!

And I will also bet that you never know Steven Hawking cut some albums. You probably thought he was just another science nerd. BZZZZZZZZ. Wrong. The proof is right here. How can you listen to this and say it is NOT his voice??!?! So yea, he is a bad ass. A musical and cosmic genius. A legend in his own time.

Yesterday was "President's Day". The holiday leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Why? Do I hate the Presidents?

No, not exactly. At least not all of them. And I am ALL FOR holidays! Hell give me a free PAID day off work any day! You will never ever hear me bitch about a free paid day off work.

It is just that I remember years ago getting TWO DAYS off! We used to have a holiday for George Washington's and Abraham Lincoln's birthday. And these two holidays were close together. Then some ASS CLOWN decided that was too many holidays, merged them, and created "President's Day". THANK YOU MR. I HAVE NO LIFE AND HATE HOLIDAYS! You suck. I hope you get massive hemorrhoids. I hope a surgeon has to do this to you.

The picture contains a link to the Mayo Clinic. LOTS of good information there.

Another thing. Say you want to be a doctor. So you go major in pre-med for four years, then apply to graduate school. Then you apply to post graduate school. The whole process takes what? 8 years? 10 years? That is a LONG time. So at whay point do you say "gee what I want to do is specialize in assholes! Yes, I want to look at assholes all day every day! Why I might even want to operate on them! That would be great!! Sign me up for that proctology class!". Really! When does that cross through someone's mind? Of all the parts of the body one can specialize in - who would pick the ass? There are eyes, ears, skin, feet, bones, kidneys, livers, gall bladders, spleens, and so on. And you want to spend your career looking at WHAT?!?!?! I do not get it.

Of course you would get to have a circular stapler. OUCH!!! Circular stapler?!?!?! Holy shit! The CIA probably uses those to scare people into talking. Give me a metal chair, wet salty sponge, and 220v of alternating current any day! I think I would rather keep the rhoids than have that thing stuck up there.

So yea, I am a little bitter after all these years about the whole "lets dump the birthday holidays and just have one catch all holiday" thing. Why not just have a "people of importance day" holiday and dump MLK day, Columbus Day, Christmas, and what the hell - Labor Day and Veteran's Day. All these holidays are for important people right?? Civil Rights leaders, people who started the conquest of the New World (and the death of many of the people already here), Jesus, people who work, and people who have served in the military. All people! So one catch all day should cover them all - and we can have 4 more work days! 4 LESS paid holidays!

I better quit now while I am ahead.