Worst Gift Idea For Christmas 2007

So someone get you a shitty gift last year? Looking for some shitty gift revenge? YES?!?!

But Lazy, I do not want to make it too obvious! I can not give that jerk a flaming bag of dog poop no matter how much I want to! I want a terrible gift, but something that would look like a "real" gift!!

I hear you. The flaming bag of dog poop is better gifted as an anonymous gift. Then you can blame it on the poop in a bag fairy. And this trick is too old. Way too old. Everyone knows NEVER stomp out the bag. Except cranky old men and Sasquatch.

This one has a surprise ending that I do not remember seeing on TV. Sasquatch gets his revenge - Sasquatch style. Turn about is fair play after all.

So what do you get? Lets see here. Crappy revenge gift....don't want to spend a lot on it.....has to look "real"......I GOT IT! THE WEATHER CHANNEL CD!

Yes, the Weather Channel Smooth Jazz CD. The ultimate perfect crappy gift. Featuring such hits as "that shit they play during weather on the 8s", 6 times per hour at 8 minutes past the hour then every 10 minutes after that.

You get such toe tappers as "rain", "mist", "hurricane", and "holy shit is it raining frogs, this can not be good. I should probably repent or something but it is probably too late".

The local used CD store will not want to take this one in for trade. Whoever you give it to will be stuck with it. Unless they send it off to someone else, along with the fruitcake.