"Special" Day

TLP alerted me that today is in fact the President's birthday. Now believe it or not I do not have much material for this occasion. I could make a joke about them not being able to use regular birthday candles because Bush can not count that high. They will have to use two number candles. But that would be too easy. And it is probably true.

This has to be a hard time for the Bush family. What do you get W? Getting him a kayak is a bad idea. Ed will really get a kick out of this video.



It is just mean to get someone a birthday present that is beyond their mental ability to use. But the Bush family is big on boats. They love boats. Here is Bush Senior docking his triple engine open fisherman.



OK! So now we see the acorn does not fall too far from the oak tree. Of course now that I said this I will probably have difficulties next time I try to dock my boat. But that is a nice boat. running it on the dock like that probably did not cause any damage at all.

But anyway, you might think that a 25mm offshore flare gun and a new boat would be a good birthday present for W. Well think again! Don't want this to happen, do we?



Now this guy is a real winner! Clearly drunk. And stupid. Drunk + stupid is never a good combination. I like the way drunk stupid guy 2 is more worried about his towel than the burning metal that is in the cabin of the boat, possibly setting everything else on fire. You can not put a flare out once it is lit. That is a class D fire - burning metal. It will continue to burn even underwater. Darwin's theories must be flawed. The ancestors of the idiots in this video managed to live long enough to reproduce. There is dumb, there is REALLY DUMB, and then there are the people in the last video.

So yea, birthday shopping for W has to be a bitch. Nothing sharp, nothing too hard, nothing too complex, nothing with an instruction manual that is not all pictures, and so on.

I think that I would just get him something made out of Nerf material.