Monday Madness

Is this a good idea?

PMS Guns and hearing protection. Who are they trying to sell to here? Cause you could take this in two ways.

1. Get a gun and some excellent hearing protection, cause it is PMS time for someone else. You may need to block out a lot of noise and/or possibly defend yourself.

2. Someone else is making your PMS worse, so you need a gun and some hearing protection so that you do not have to hear all this shit about "is something wrong"? OF COURSE SOMETHING IS WRONG! And what are you anyway? Some sort of "pick up the dry cleaning" machine? Hell no! Someone else can get the damn dry cleaning!

Anyway, I think I would avoid that gun store. I would go somewhere else for all my gun needs. No matter how small the town is - there is not going to be any less than two gun stores. People seem to need a lot of guns! And for good reason.

BERSERK HOUSE CAT ATTACKS OWNER

HAILEY, Idaho (AP) -- A house cat attacked its owner, sending her to the hospital by ambulance with more than 20 bite wounds.

The cat, a black and white domestic male, went on the rampage Wednesday when a neighbor showed up at the door with a different cat, mistakenly thinking it belonged to the woman.

"She went to the door, and her cat went berserk," Jeff Nevins, assistant fire chief for Wood River Fire and Rescue, told the Idaho Mountain Express.

The woman in her 60s was taken to St. Luke's Wood River Medical Center with what Nevins described as "pretty serious puncture wounds." Neither the hospital nor the fire department would provide any details to The Associated Press on Saturday, or say whether she has been released.

The owner said in a statement that she recently had the cat declawed, and she thinks it is still pissed off about that. "I think it was a mistake to declaw Mr. Tibbs. Every since the operation Mr. Tibbs seemed to be plotting something."

By the way, this is a true story. That lady has a mean ass cat. Like this one, only not as orange.

PS that is not Fred. Fred has more white on him than this cat. But Fred has a mean streak in him. If he is hanging out somewhere and you try to move him - he bites. If he is laying next to you and you disturb him - he bites you. They say fat cats are jolly. THEY are wrong. Fred is here with me now, and I am afraid to move or put away the laptop. He is purring now, but I know that is just a ruse.