Hurricane Warning And Me.

I know what you were thinking before you visited my blog today. You were wondering "I wonder what is up with Lazy Iguana and Katrina The Hurricane. Well, since you wondered so nicely....

There you go. That red line is a hurricane warning. Miami is part of that line. Schools have already been closed for Dade County. But County employees (like me!!!) have to report to work. But here is the good news. Once the winds are above some speed, the airport closes. But I still get paid. That friggin rocks. I also have access to the free parking garage. Most employees have to use a large uncovered parking lot and ride a shuttle bus. The bus stops have a small covered area. One section of the lot is prone to flooding. The employee garage is much nicer. And I wear a suit - cant have special people like me getting wet now can we? Nope! So I get the hooked with the cool place to park. And I get a shuttle bus reserved for other people like me. I will get to work bone dry.

My weekend will be a wash out. But that is ok. My job is cool enough that it does not feel like work. Most of what I do involves meeting important people as they get off the plane, then helping them get out of the place quickly. This means I get to move around a lot. I am learning about all kinds of shortcuts I never knew about before.

So let some stupid hurricane try to mess up my weekend. I piss in the general direction of the storm. But not while the wind is blowing. I do not want to get pee all over myself. Pissing into 70 mph wind tends to do that to you. But really I do not think I will see hurricane force winds. Tropical storm force winds are far more likely. It is still a possibility that category 1 winds will hit. I am prepared for this, the fridge is well stocked with beer.

Too bad my hurricane web cam is not up. I never got around to getting one. Oh well, maybe next hurricane.