Special Message
I stole this link from another blog I read. Just so you all know. but really now - arent ALL links stolen? But then again, how can you steal something that has no value? for example, is it possible to steal a dog turd from your neighbor's lawn?
Anyway, CLICK HERE FOR YOUR VERY OWN SPECIAL MESSAGE.
Now it is time for some pirate jokes! They kind of go along with the theme of the special message.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
Arrrrrrr
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering column sticking out of his pants. The bartender walks over to the pirate and says "hey captian Ahab, you have a steering column sticking out of your pants". The pirate says "Arrr, its been driving me nuts all day".
OK enough of that. The Geneva Convention limits bad jokes to two per day. Any more is considered torture. At least it was considered torture. Before the defination of torture was refined. But I am all out of bad pirate jokes anyway - so it does not matter.
Now for the best part! Well the second best part. Maybe even the third best part. Or it could even be the crappy part. It is all up to you!
You can create your very own special message and send it to someone. It is free after all. This whole scam holiday thing on the 14th will result in enough spending.
And on other news, the office aquarium is still not ready. For some reason, the nirite levels will simply NOT fall! I do not get it. By now the nitrite should have spiked and fallen. So I will use Amquel+ to remove the nitrite via a chemical process. Then I can get fish!
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 01:54
5 Comments:
Thanks for the cheesy link and the bad jokes. I still am grinning from ear to ear. Another great Lazy Iguana post!
A Pirate with an eye patach said, "ARRGH... They wanted me to be a teacher, but, ARRGH, I ONLY HAD ONE PUPIL..."
Take that for torture! BTW, I used the link for your Valentine's card.
That's hilarious! Love it.
BTW, you can steal a dog turd from my yard any time!
too much nitrate in an airport employees fishtank! be careful... curious george and big brother might freak out and confiscate your fishtank calling it a weapon of mass destruction!
TONIGHT AT 7, AIRPORT EMPLOYEE CAUGHT STOCKPILING NITRATE IN CUBICLE....
i wonder if they come after you for stockpiling methane in the office chair cushion?
Nitrate by itself is harmless. What would be bad is ammunium nitrate, you can mix that stuff with fuel oil (desil is the fuel of choice, but jet a fuel would probably work as well).
But as it turns out, the bacteria eat any and all ammonia, so it can never mix with the nitrate. TSA would approve of the office fish.
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