Rapid Fire

This will be a rapid fire post. I will cover a lot of territory, but I will not spend a whole lot of time on each point.

First on the list. Cleo the new cat. I think she is feeling better. She is on two medications, but it is easy to pill her. You can read about her condition in the previous post. It will take a week or two for the medications to fully work, but I think that already there are some results. She still can not hold it in, but I think she does feel better. She is litter trained, when she has to pee it is always in the box. She can hold that in. It is the other stuff that just comes out before she can get to the box. Poor kitty. But at least her condition is known and something can be done about it now.

Second - Bill O' Reilly. What an asshole he is. Today he thanked the idiots who buy that crap from his website because they "allowed me (Bill The Asswipe) to donate hundreds of thousands of dollars to charity". WHAT! YOU donated that money to charity? What a crock of shit. The morons who bought your junk gave that money to charity. So here it is. If you want to buy "factor gear", don't. Just take that money and give it to a charity YOU like. Do not allow that smug turd to think he is giving anything to help people. For all we know, his charity is "rich CEOs who make less than a $10 million bonus emergency Aspen vacation fund". It might be some organization you do not like. So just give the money directly to charities you like and leave assholes out of the loop! And Bill, you make MORE than enough. Donate your own money to charity. Do not take money from others and claim all the credit for donating that money.

Third - The Saudi King laid it into Cheney! The Saudis want the USA out, and they made no bones about it. They want to support the Sunnis in their quest to ethnically cleans Iraq of everyone else. Iran will support the Shi'a in their effort to ethnically cleans Iraq of everyone else. And here is the good part - Bush is screwed no matter what! He either stays and pisses off his butt buddies, or he leaves and commits political suicide. So what is it going to be Bush, do what your boyfriend says or risk screwing up a decades old business partnership? Well - what to do? Huh? We are waiting. You are the decider, are you not? SO DECIDE SOMETHING! Shit or get off the pot.

Aren't they so cute together? I hope they do not let this come between them. It would be sad if they had to break up.

Fourth - David Duke. Just shut the hell up you total piece of shit. He is in Iran right now attending a conference about how the Holocaust did not happen. What kind of total asshole do you have to be to think that the holocaust was faked? What about the death camps that I can go to if I ever get to Europe? How about the WWII footage taken from the liberation of those camps? Was that faked? How about the detailed records that the Nazis kept? Were those faked? Here is a David Duke quote taken from a Wolf Blitzer interview.

"Well, first off, Mr. Blitzer, I resent the introduction you made of me. You mentioned the Ku Klux Klan 11 times. That was over 30 — well, 30 years ago in my life, and since that time I got elected to the House of Representatives, I became — and I received a full doctorate, I have been a teacher, I have one of the best selling books in the world. And you interview many former communists in governments all over the world and you don’t introduce them by saying former communist and certainly not 11 times. I think you’re biased because you’re a former lobbyist for AIPAC. You’re a Jewish extremist, supporter of Israel, so you want to bias anyone who criticizes Zionism."

So just because since being in the KKK you were elected to the US House of Representatives (from a very southern state I might add - and from a VERY rural and white area of that very southern state) and wrote a book you are not still an asshole? Duke also says that the US is in Iraq because Israel wanted us there. That Israel provided the fake material. But it was PRESIDENT DUMB SHIT that pushed for the invasion. The French, the Germans, the Canadians, the Australians, and others tried to hold off the invasion, because they seemed to have different evidence. But nooooo. Had to do it. And now Duke wants to blame Israel. Go figure.

DAVID DUKE - just stay the F in Iran ok pal? Do us all a favor and do not come back. Get a job over there. Burn your US passport. Really - we will be fine without you. And if you do come back, Homeland Security really should detain you for interrogation. Over there in Iran, hanging out with the "axis of evil" and stuff. Who knows what WMD you might try to smuggle back in! Ill even be a good American and donate 10 boxes of rubber gloves to CBP to use in your questioning. Hell Ill do better than that! Ill donate a set of jumper cables, a few deep cycle marine batteries, a frayed lamp cord, a sponge, a bucket of super salty water, some bamboo slivers, a blow torch, a pair of locking pliers, a NUT cracker, a staple puller, a gallon of lemon juice, and 50 feet of nylon rope. Ill let the interrogator figure out how to use all that stuff.