Hu's In China?
My vast network of spies and analysts have been working overtime for a long time on this video. So that means you HAVE TO watch it. Notice how I typed "have to" in all caps. That means it is important.
The video is a re-creation of a Bush briefing held in March of 2003. At the time, China "elected" a new president. And by "elected" I mean they had a raffle. NO WAIT! That is not it. By "elected" I mean a few men gathered behind closed doors and picked a new president. But that NEVER happens here in the USA so we do not have to worry about that.
As far as my secret sources can tell, this re-creation is 100% accurate. That is why I could not get this video posted here sooner. You can either have "quick" or "accurate" - but not both. But what the heck, better late than never huh?
I need to light a fire under the asses of my spy network. Those guys are really starting to work too darn slow!
6 Comments:
Pretty damn funny!
Yea. When working under my close supervision my spies can be pretty darn funny.
Do these body Thetans make me look fat?
Oops, I'm sorry, wrong blog.
Ask Tom Cruise. He is the only one who can see body thetans.
And say "hi" to Doug for me :)
Great video.
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