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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Name The New Cat!

Inspired by Sar's popular "name that caption" weekly contest, I decided to rip off the idea and tweak it a little bit. So here it is.

The new cat needs a name "Kitty" and "Furry Little Bastard" are not really good names. Even worse is "Kitty Shits A Lot". Really - the cat barely weighs 4 pounds and it seems like she poops as much every few days. If I shit as much as the cat I would have to produce at least 150 pounds every two or three days! That would require a legendary amount of prunes. So those three names are off the list. This is what the new cat looks like.

Here are some details that may be important.

1. The cat is a female.
2. She likes to hear herself meow.

Now for the fun part. Leave a comment with a name for the new furry bastard cat. I will pick out the best acceptable names from the comments. Then there will be a vote! The winning name goes to the cat.

Lets see how this works.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok this is a really great Idea! Cats deserve a dignified name. How about
'Mrs. Nicole Purr'

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait a sec you have 5 cats now?

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

4 cats. Cornelius vanished.

Anonymous catnapping said...

'Echo' might be a good one, since she likes to hear herself.

'Pooper' ?

'Miss Thing' ?

She's a cutie. Congratulations on your new baby.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah damn man Im sorry about Cornelius.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Yea. I am still bummed about Cornelius vanishing. I do not know what happened to him. He did not get outside very often, but when he did it was always the backyard. And he never left the backyard.

Blogger AP3 said...

Sorry to hear about Cornelius...

I kinda like Furry Little Bastard, myself (or FLB for short).

How about Queen Latifah?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit, Blogger, you suck balls. I just posted a giant comment and it ate it.

Highlights: a good name for a brown striped cat might be Snowfrake.

Or you could call her Firefox, since she's tabby. GET IT?

Oh man, I slay me.

OR, because she has a problem leaving the sandbox, you could name her Dubya or Rumsfeld. I guess since Rumsfeld's gone you can't use that anymore, though.

There's still hope that Cornelius might wander back. I hope nothing bad has happened to him.

Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Sad news about Cornelius. Sorry.

The new lady looks sweet. So how 'bout "Sugar" or just "Sweetie?"

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She looks like an ocelot. Ossie might be good. If you've ever seen her biting the heads off bats, Ozzy might work as well.

Blogger Ed Abbey said...

My name for the cat is... Ted.


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