America's Elite

NASA - A well known magnet for the elite of America's armed forces. Yes, to go into space representing the USA only those of the highest caliber can be selected! That is, only those of the highest caliber and this lady.

I guess there ARE exceptions to every rule. In all fairness, NASA probably did not know that this chick was a little on the wiggy side. Maybe it was SPACE MADNESS?? YOU COVET MY ICE CREAM BAR!

Anyway, here is the headline and a link to the whole story from Newsday out of somewhere in New York. Space shuttle astronaut arrested at OIA on attempted kidnapping, battery charges. It is a great story. It involves SPACE DIAPERS and everything. A must read.

But will someone PLEASE tell Newsday about THIS website? It is a handy place to find out the proper airport code for anyplace on Earth! If they had used this, they would know that OIA is the code for some airport in Ourilandia, Brazil. That is in South America. Orlando International Airport code is MCO. EVERYONE knows this you poop heads! Get it right next time! Good think you guys at Newsday are not tagging luggage, or else people in Disney World would have to go to friggin BRAZIL to change clothes! I mena I can understand getting MCO confused with ORL (Orlando Executive) or SFB (Orlando/Sanford Intl) - but OIA? That is not even on the right side of the equator!

And now, I have that New Order song "Bizarre Love Triangle" stuck in my head. It displaced "Under The Sea" from the cat washing machine video.

PS - do not forget about today's original post below this one.