America's Elite
NASA - A well known magnet for the elite of America's armed forces. Yes, to go into space representing the USA only those of the highest caliber can be selected! That is, only those of the highest caliber and this lady.
Anyway, here is the headline and a link to the whole story from Newsday out of somewhere in New York. Space shuttle astronaut arrested at OIA on attempted kidnapping, battery charges. It is a great story. It involves SPACE DIAPERS and everything. A must read.
But will someone PLEASE tell Newsday about THIS website? It is a handy place to find out the proper airport code for anyplace on Earth! If they had used this, they would know that OIA is the code for some airport in Ourilandia, Brazil. That is in South America. Orlando International Airport code is MCO. EVERYONE knows this you poop heads! Get it right next time! Good think you guys at Newsday are not tagging luggage, or else people in Disney World would have to go to friggin BRAZIL to change clothes! I mena I can understand getting MCO confused with ORL (Orlando Executive) or SFB (Orlando/Sanford Intl) - but OIA? That is not even on the right side of the equator!
And now, I have that New Order song "Bizarre Love Triangle" stuck in my head. It displaced "Under The Sea" from the cat washing machine video.
PS - do not forget about today's original post below this one.
Labels: bizarre love triangle, crazy people, NASA = needs another screening assessment, space diapers, zero gravity sex
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 10:40
10 Comments:
LOL. Yes, this is a wonderful and wacky tale! I love the fact that she wore an adult diaper to avoid stopping. Ewwwwww....
she wore SPACE DIAPERS. Made for adults. In space. NASA probably spend hundreds of dollars for each one. Anyone else would just go to the local drug store and spend $10.
Those would go well w/ one of the those $300 Pentagon toilet seats.
With a space diaper, you do not need a $300 toilet seat! Just go! They have the absorption power of 1,000 super massive black holes!
CLEO UPDATE! She is ok, seeking refuge under the bed of solitude.
The Lazy,
You know she was pissed if she was wearing a space diaper. Those things really make you itch.
Why did they make the movie Fatal Attraction? I'm always jittory while having sex with a married woman.
Space diapers or not, she's in deep shit now.
Just goes to show that even the most carefully screened group will have its nutjobs.
This lady clearly did not come back from her last space flight...
Kristen - the space diapers was what made this story funny. Otherwise, it would have just been slightly nutty. But the space diapers....that pushed it over the edge into the realm of "shit this is funny".
Sorry to throw a serious thought on the amusement. As someone who actually has mental illness, I have done some very strange and inane things when obsessed with some idiot who didn't deserve for me to fart in his general direction, let alone for me to spend any of my time being obsessed with him. Since it's obvious that this woman is mentally ill, she should be on a psych unit at a hospital, not in a jail cell. Of course if I was the woman whom she was stalking, I'd probably rather she be shot immediately! Because sadly I have had the experience of being stalked by a nut job myself. I hope that this woman gets the treatment she needs, but she probably won't. Because the mental health system in this country is a freakin' joke, to be quite honest.
True. Mental illness is often ignored, or left to the criminal justice system to sort out.
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