No Idea

I had an idea for a post today. But then I forgot what it was. Maybe if I just type crap it will come to me? Who knows.

I watched Return Of The Killer Tomatoes. It was a very good B movie. It was a spoof of itself in a way. They knew it was a low budget B movie. So it had really bad acting. I think the actors were acting bad on purpose. They made fun of their own special effects. There is even a joke about running out of money and having to do product placement. So if you really REALLY like bad 80s B movies, you have a problem. So I will rate it as a B movie. I mean, you know it is going to be cheesy just by the title. So as a B movie, and compared to such winners as "Killer Clowns From Outer Space" and "Plan 9 From Outer Space" this gets 3 tail whips. Remember my B movie scale is not the same as my A movie scale. 3 tail whips on the B movie scale can not really be converted. If you have any tolerance for low budget flicks, you may like Return Of The Killer Tomatoes. If not then do not bother. You will want to go postal.

And speaking of going postal, here is a wonderful device someone invented.

It seems to be something a deer hunter would use. I can think of more than one HUMAN that deserves to have this device used on them. Can you?

Talk about ripping one a new hole! OUCH! Who the hell thinks up these kinds of things?