No Idea
I had an idea for a post today. But then I forgot what it was. Maybe if I just type crap it will come to me? Who knows.
I watched Return Of The Killer Tomatoes. It was a very good B movie. It was a spoof of itself in a way. They knew it was a low budget B movie. So it had really bad acting. I think the actors were acting bad on purpose. They made fun of their own special effects. There is even a joke about running out of money and having to do product placement. So if you really REALLY like bad 80s B movies, you have a problem. So I will rate it as a B movie. I mean, you know it is going to be cheesy just by the title. So as a B movie, and compared to such winners as "Killer Clowns From Outer Space" and "Plan 9 From Outer Space" this gets 3 tail whips. Remember my B movie scale is not the same as my A movie scale. 3 tail whips on the B movie scale can not really be converted. If you have any tolerance for low budget flicks, you may like Return Of The Killer Tomatoes. If not then do not bother. You will want to go postal.
And speaking of going postal, here is a wonderful device someone invented.
Talk about ripping one a new hole! OUCH! Who the hell thinks up these kinds of things?
Labels: movie review, the device
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 00:54
8 Comments:
I have one of those and would like to use it on Doozie.
The device is something right of a B horror movie featuring a guy wearing a mask of human skin and running around with a chainsaw.
Who the hell thinks up shit like that???
The Lazy,
When I have blockage I think I'd rather have the Doc use this instead of his finger. I bet Dirty would go wild over this thing.
So now hunters add insult to injury by firing a butt plug up the deer's butt? That's just wrong!
'We look forward to demonstrating that blacks stealing stuff adds a dollar to the price of goods that the whiteys pay for."'
And then the Chinese lower the price of goods so we probably would have broke even anyway without ANY of those Jews.
Just saying.
Krok - I think I would rather the doctor use salad spoons.
CM - EXACTLY! What the hell is up with people and their obsession with sticking things up asses?
Matt - What? Yo dude - whatever you are smoking I want a pound!
Ummm, not quite sure what to say about that rather painful looking device ....
Anyway, just wanted to say hi, and apologise for not being around lately. Seems you have been busy .... 17 unread posts by you listed on my Google Reader ... gosh !!
Have a wonderful weekend.
Take care, Meow
Meow - I hope your vacation went well. The photos you post from the other side of the planet are always cool to look at.
Kristen - I do not even read my blog first thing after waking up. I pee first.
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