More Venom

So you thought you were safe! You though that you were going to look at yet another boring blog! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you are in MY blog and I am 1/2 in the bag! That means I might rant and rave about ANYTHING!!! You are not safe!!!!!!!

However you are safe right now. I can not think of anything that pisses me off. In fact, I feel rather mellow. This is why I like beer - it makes me feel mellow. So mellow, I no longer hate the SHITTY of South Miami. Oh wait - I still hate South Miami. Never mind.

Anyway, everything is OK now. It is like 72 degrees in my head right now. The alcohol must be working. God I love beer. It keeps me sane. without beer, I would be in jail, charged with the murder of countless assholes. Assholes piss me off. HA! Assholes piss me off!! You are NOT SAFE anymore! I remembered what pisses me off!!! ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!

Anyway, assholes piss me off. The world is full of them. I wish they would all go away, so I could be normal. I really want to be normal. But I can not be normal, because assholes piss me off. It is a terrible circle. The more assholes piss me off, the more unstable I am. The more unstable I am, the more people I consider to be assholes. You can see there this is heading.

Why can't people just leave me be??? I do not want to be "saved". Focus on your own family, leave me and mine alone. Why is Spongebob gay? I have watched the cartoon and did not see any agenda at all. Why is Jerry Falwell still alive?!?! Has ANYONE seen my constitutional rights?!?!?!

I just want to LIVE!!! If possible, I want to LIVE on a sailboat in Aruba, far away from all the bullshit I have to put up with in the United States! And definatly, FAR AWAY from some shitty city that wants to give me a parking ticket. I work in EDUCATION! I am POOR! Holy shit, educators are way underpaid!! Leave me the fuck alone, go bother some rich asshole. He has more money than I do.