Ass-kicking beer

I had some beer imported from Germany. Can you get this same beer?? NOT A CHANCE! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

It came from a brew house (Germany is full of them). Brew houses are like brew pubs in the USA (or for those who do not drink, resturants that happen to brew their own beer). For a while, brew pubs were the latest craze in America, but like all fads they died out. Too bad too - just goes to prove that most Americans have very poor taste. That or they would rather go to the supermarket, buy some cheap lousy mass produced swill, and drink it in their front yard (while roasting a possum in you live in the deep south). YEE-HAW!

Anyway, this stuff was poured from a tap into a bottle then capped. Imagine that - in Germany you CAN get beer to go just like you can get food to go. It is not illegal to walk out of a pub with a liter (quart for those who are metric impared) of your favorite beer. In FloriDUH doing that would make me and the bartender a criminal. And I live "in the land of the free".

Sometimes, I think that Canada should liberate us. Or better yet, I should invent a time machine and STOP the American Revolution from happening. Then we would be part of the UK. I do not think that people in the UK have less freedom than we have in the USA. If only King George had allowed the American Colonies to have seats in Parliment all that time ago. That is what the Founding Fathers really wanted, representation. Choice B was to revolt from the crown.

And so what - the queen would be on our money, not some dead white guy. Our money would be worth more than the euro, making all imports cheap (except imports from England). Other than that would things be any different? Not really.

And I would be able to get beer to go in FloriDUH. Let freedom ring.