A picture is worth a thousand words

It is a really nice day outside. Not too hot, not raining, not very windy - just nice.

BUT - of course, people can not leave well enough alone. Some jackass has decided to share their music with the whole neighborhood, and drive around in a riced out piece of shit car and share even more music. To make matters worse, there is a whole pack of rice mobiles driving around doing the same. There is apparently an asshole convention going on at my block.

I have a message for people that buy Honda Accords then decide that they are race cars. GET A CORVETTE YOU JACKASS! Your 4 door sedan is not, and never will be, a race car. I do not give a shit how loud your muffler is.

I feel like hitching up my boat, towing it to the right of way in front of the asshole convention, getting a very long garden hose, and then starting the boat engine. Outboard boat engines use the water as a muffler, so on dry land they are VERY loud. And the funny part is the boat probably has more horsepower then 3/4 of the rice mobiles with the oversize pipes.



How I really feel (stolen from THIS SITE)