Meet Sake

Yesterday I outlined how humanity can learn something from a lazy, fat, orange house cat. Today, humanity will learn from another house cat.

Her name is Sake (pronounced S [short A] K [long E] ). Sake is not like Fred. Not at all. This is a whole new lesson.

Sake is sneaky and devious. She looks innocent and nice, but the reality is something different.

We all know people like Sake. You just can not trust them. You know better than to loan them money, or let them borrow important things. But you usually learn the hard way.

But Sake usually gets what she wants. If she wants to get outside, she will. She will hide near the door, and as soon as someone opens it she bolts. She is very good at sneaking out the front door. When she is hungry, if she can get to the cat food bag she will chew a hole in the bottom of it. When I pick up the bag, the food spills out.

If you leave a towel on the floor, she pees on it. I do not know why the cat does this. She does not pee on other laundry left on the floor, just the towels.

One of the cats will unroll all the toilet paper at night. I suspect it is Sake, but I have no proof. She is too sneaky to get busted.

1. Sneaky people rarely get caught, and seldom have to face the consequences of their actions.

2. The devious create their own rewards. This just reinforces their behavior. So they become more sneaky and devious.

3. For some reason, other people tolerate sneaky bastards. This just helps them continue their ways.

Of course, Sake is just a cat. Her evilness begins and ends with peeing on a towel. People on the other hand can do far worse. There is really no limit to what the devious can do to other people. There is no limit to the damage they can do to society, in large enough numbers.

And there is certainly no shortage of sneaky people in American society. They are everywhere, and their motives are selfish. It is for this reason you have to choose carefully who you trust.

Note the evil red eyes. This was NOT from the camera fash!