Real men use plastic poofy things on a string

Thats right - I said it. Real men use plastic poofy things on a string, along with that sented liquid soap in the shower.

I secretly made the switch some time ago, and I love it. No more nasty wet washcloth hanging on a rack. Do you realize how much bactria can fester in a wet rag? If you do not, then you are lucky. You will never know. but those of us who know bacteria know that a wet rag in hanging on a shower rack is a scary thing to touch.

The plastic poofy thing (I think it is called a loofah??) is way better than a nasty old wet rag. It is plastic, and it will not really hold water. It is attached to a string, so you can hang it somewhere when you are done with it. It can be rinsed clean and dries very quickly. Bacteria do not like dry places as much as they like wet places, so the plastic poofy thing breeds less critters than the old wet rag. It is very mildly abrasive, so it scrubs the grime and dead skin cells away. The old rag has to depend on the soap to do all the work. It actually feels better to use the plastic thing than the old nasty bacteria-infested wet rag.

I have also been secretly using that liquid bath soap for men stuff. So far I think I like the Red Zone line the best. They have cool nautical sounding scents like "Aqua Reef" and "Glacial Falls". I was using some other brand, but then the Red Zone commercials started to air and I switched. I am weak I guess. So much for brand loyality!

And yes, I do think that the squeaky -clean shower smell DOES last longer than with bar soap.

The liquid soap is also better than the old bar soap. It suds up a lot better for one. I think that they put some stuff in it to soften the water, which is great because here in South Florida the tap water is as hard as the rocks it comes out of. The bar soap gets soft and squishy if it is left in standing water, the liquid soap is in a plastic bottle. Bar soap gets gross hairs stuck in it, the liquid stuff never does. And the liquid soap feels better on the skin than the bar stuff.

Teamed up with the plastic poofy thing, the liquid soap is clearly better than the bar soap and the old wash rag. It makes the shower experience so much better. Real men know this, and have kicked bar soap and nasty wet rags to the curb.

By the way, this has NOTHING to do with The Little Bar Of Soap's blog. This is just about how liquid scented soap for men teamed up with foo-foo looking plastic puffy wash-things ARE better than the old school stuff.