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I would like to begin today by thanking everyone. I told the people in the white coats that I was not crazy, and they could stop the electro-shock treatments. I will have to show them the results of the poll! As of now, 41.7% voted "perfectly sane and reasonable. A model citizen". HA! People who know me personally did not vote "perfectly sane". But what do they know? If you forgot to vote, shame on you! Go vote now! Scroll down to Sunday July 10, then find the post titled "Loose Ends". I am too lazy to post the script again. There will be more polls in the future!
Now onto something else. Thanks to alert reader Lissette I discovered a nifty site. The point of this site is to pass an e-potato around the nation. So here is your potato! Click the picture below. Then help my potato by sending everyone you know the link! I want to get one hit from each state.
You can also access Lissette's potato HERE.
Now that my potato is on its way around the nation, I feel better. Somehow. The medication must be kicking in.
At my weekly dinner with my friends I got some new ideas on how to mess with the evil parking machines.
1. Fill a 5 gallon bucket with gasoline, douse the machine, set it on fire, then post a sign that says "Machine Out Of Order".
2. Soak my money with salt water, then feed it into the machine. Maybe the salt water will cause rust.
3. Park for free. Launch the boat then park my truck in the free parking area. Black Point is a county park, so in theory if I do not park in the boat ramp area I do not have to pay.
4. Get a powerful magnet and attempt to wipe out the electronics.
Hurricane Dennis UPDATE! I predicted that Mobile Alabama would get the full force of the storm. I was off by about 50 (or less) miles to the west. The eye passed over or very close to Fort Walton Beach, which is in Florida. The storm seems to have fizzled right before it made landfall, which is good news. This same area got hit hard last year by Ivan (I think....5 named storms hit FL last year, it is hard to keep track of them all). I hope everyone in the effected area made it through the storm with minimal damage.
Now for a personal message to Tan Lucy Pez. Due to factors beyond my control, weed is illegal. So I do not do any drugs. I do drink. This is pretty crazy if you ask me, but it was not my idea. Oh well. Beer is pretty good. This reminds me, I ran out of beer last week at Carysfort Reef. I need to buy more. I have been dry for a week. This is fairly normal, I usually only drink when at a resturant or when out in the boat. When I have beer at home my good friend of 15 years is usually hanging out with me.
Anyway Tan Lucy Pez, if you want what I am on look for Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. It has replaced Bass Ale as my favorite bottled beer. My favorite bar beer can be found HERE! Tonight with my dinner I had some excellent sake. According to the waiter, the brand is "Thai Ho". I swear I am not making that up. Someone who was at dinner will back me up on this one. So if you find any Thai Ho, you can sample what I was into tonight.
My hit counter is currently at 2071!! WOW! I hope everyone enjoys my posts.
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 00:51
11 Comments:
I vote use a strong magnet. And I still say, start a petition. Or, perhaps you could combine some ideas and jam fruit into all the slots.
I don't know...I like the gasoline idea. Maybe you could soak bananas in gasoline, fire them up and throw them at the machine?
Thai Ho? I'm gonna have to look into that one.
OH dear! YOu know me...I cannot even post pictures on my blog..Sorry iguana, but this is too complicated for me.
Do the salt water trick. It'll take a few weeks, but it will rust out. Parking machine terrorism - who would've thought??
WHAT!!!! perfectly sane? MY A$$! you're a total nut job! hilarious as all hell though! check your poll, you're now battling between perfectly fine and lovley and perfectly nutty! HA!
Why not. Parking machine terrorism. But can one terrorize a machine? I will have to think about that.
And as far as my poll goes, personaly I would vote "probably not insane, but should be watched by homeland security anyway".
It will give some agents something to do. And it could be fun! Having my very own g-men to shadow me. Cool.
Iguana,
Speaking of beer...I meant to mention Dragon Stout. I used to collect and try all sorts of beers (classy dame that I am) and really liked it for a while. But, all things run their course and I can't stand the stuff any more. It's a sweet sort of rich dark beer, made out of fermented molasses. It's made in Jamaica. I think that once you try it, you'll honestly be able to say you've tried everything.
I passed your potato! Hopefully the other Pez bloggers will come too...
I can play hot potato. No problem.
On the drugs...okay, I just thought maybe you were on something really good. Beer is fattening, so it's out for me.
On the evil parking machines: Rust takes time. Time is money. Just bomb the darn things.
To prevent parking tickets, remove your windshield wipers.
What an awesome idea! So simple. Remove my wipers! Great idea. I will look into that.
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