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Friday, October 14, 2005

Nuke The Smurfs, Everyone Knows They Are Communists

It finally happened. Someone nuked the Smurfs.


To my surprise, it was UNICEF. I would have never thought that the UN would be the ones to bomb Smurf Village into sawdust, but whatever. It needed to be done. I never did like the Smurfs, but I still watched the cartoon.

Of course, the ad by UNICEF is making the news rounds. To think, the message that "war is bad, mmm-kay" is somehow controversial. Now if the Smurfs only had anti-ballistic missles and orbiting laser satellites, or a high tech early detection radar system and stealth technology, the message would not contain any controversy at all. The war hawks would latch on to the commercial and claim that spending billions discovering new ways to kill more people in less time is a great use of money.

Of course, everyone knows what war this ad is directed towards. And everyone knows who wanted the war. Was it this guy?


No, not exactly. Maybe it was this guy.


Getting closer! But you can not blame Satan Smurf this time. Everyone who watched the original Smurfs cartoons knows that Satan Smurf does not exist anyway. So who could have wanted the war????


WE HAVE OUR GOOBERS! These guys wanted it. One goober's stock options have gone up like a brazillion percent due to his former company getting tons of no bid contracts, and the other guy is.....well.....just a goober.

This is why the cartoon is controversial. The right wing suck-hole machine can never admit that war is bad, mmm-kay.




Anyway, if you want to see the whole ad, and experience its message of pure evil, here is the full URL: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/10/11/world/main933310.shtml

I will not tell you what I think SHTML stands for :)

6 Comments:

Blogger The Devil Uno said...

yeah I guess the smurfs had it coming.

22:25  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I heard about this. Frankly, it was long-overdue. The Smurfs have always been annoying do-gooders with unrealistic polyanna attitudes. I vote we bomb Barney next. Do you think we could do a write-in campaign to UNICEF?

23:36  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

YES! Nuke barney next. Then nuke these guys

1. Teletubbies
2. Bert and Ernie
3. Care Bears
4. Hair Bear Bunch

09:15  
Blogger Lila said...

That Smurf film is great! I saw it on "My Drunken Thoughts" too. Good stuff.

17:33  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ernie is already dead (Died with Jim Henson).
"Hair Bear Bunch"? They're not even worth a single bullet, let alone a bomb.

16:10  
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