Where Is Osama?

Remember the "smoke em out" speeches of 2001? You know, the speeches about how Bin Laden would be found dead or alive?

I remember this. Vividly. And yet, this guy is still out there. Somewhere. Lurking. Maybe even in Canada eh? Who knows.

But I know why he can not be found. Obviously, the military is looking for love in all the wrong places. On a side note, this reminds me of a bad cowboy joke! How did the cowboy get horse poop in his moustache? Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Anyway, what if Osama is in Floirda playing golf? And could it be possible that Osama is living right here in Miami, a mere 10 or so miles from where I live? Is it possible? I will leave you with this evidence I smuggled out of the CIA building.