HA HA! I Am Here And You Are Not!

That is right. I am here and you are not! Day 1 on Sanibel Island went pretty good. I was able to sleep till something like noon or something. At least. The kayak and bicycle are unloaded. I do not know if I will use the bike, but I lugged it over here just in case. SUE ME OK?!?!?! I just do not have a lot of time over here as I have to leave in time to be at work on Wednesday.

So here is what I managed to do today!

1. Met up with a friend of mine who is visiting from Lakeland Florida. Meeting up with old friends kicks ass. We were able to catch up on stuff and stuff. There was much merry making and alcohol consumption. We went on an adventure to find sushi in Fort Myers. We did find a Japanese steak house where they cook at your table and crap - but no sushi. There was this one place but it was just a little too "trendy" for me. I had a good 10 years more of drinking experience than the average person at the sushi place. So I just ordered two vodkas NEAT (no ice, no olives, no soda, no red bull, no ANYTHING other than VODKA) and left.


2. Spent over $100 on booze. I bought some Parrot Bay coconut rum, some Barbancourt Haitian Rum (pretty good shit by the way), Chopin Vodka (premium crap from Poland), Bacardi Limon, and some Bombay sapphire Gin (the BEST gin on the planet by the way). Hell Yea!

3. Got the satellite radio working in the apartment.

4. Opened the bottle of wine from Spain. This is some EXCELLENT shit. It is not too dry, but not fruity either. Truly, it is a very good red wine. And now that it is open (this is the best part) I have to drink it ALL before it gets nasty. So guess what I get to do when I wake up!

That is about it for now. Ill try to take some pictures and post them on lazyiguana.org - but right now the digi cam is in the truck with a low battery. So in other words, unless I get UNLAZY quickly it is unlikely there will be many photos taken when I wake my lazy ass up.

And to rub salt into your knife gash - just finished drinking a pineapple juice, coconut rum, and bacardi limon concoction. HA! I so rule.