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Sunday, March 04, 2007

Ann Coulter Proves Again She Is A Twit

So you probably heard the story by now. Ann Coulter was asked so speak at a campaign thing for Republican Mitt Romney. Ill bet he is sorry he did that! Allowing Ann to speak is a dangerous thing for someone running for elected office to do. Unless of course you are running against someone and you book Ann to speak at your opponent's rally!

This time, Ann Coulter flat out called John Edwards a "faggot". But Edwards is married, and seems to have had sex with a woman seeing as how he is a baby daddy. Ann - not married and no offspring. HUMMMM.. Of course just because you are a woman, never married but known to have dated a few guys, no kids, and 45 or 46 years old does not mean you are gay. It probably DOES mean you are a total bitch however. Or it could also mean.......


A picture speaks a thousand words. Nice Adam's Apple there "Ann". By the way, here is the entire statement.

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards."
* Conservative Political Action Conference, 20

She also made a bunch of jokes about Obama. You know, such highbrow things like making fun of his name! I remember that when I was in THIRD GRADE this was a popular thing to do, but not so much after that. By fifth grade we had progressed to other things.

But what other things has Ann said? Well lets find out! I found a wealth of things.

"I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote."
* Fox News; Hannity & Colmes; August 17, 1997.

"Liberals' only remaining big issue is abortion because of their beloved sexual revolution. That's their cause: Spreading anarchy and polymorphous perversity. Abortion permits that."
* Slander (2002); ISBN 1400046610

LAZY IGUANA OBSERVATION - Ann has never had any kids, and never been married. So is she:
A) Not having sex
B) having sex but using contraception devices she is against
C) having secret abortions
D) A man in drag

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
* Slander (2002) ISBN 1400046610, p. 5-6

About 9-11 widows:
"These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis... These self-obsessed women seemed genuinely unaware that 9/11 was an attack on our nation and acted as if the terrorist attacks happened only to them... I’ve never seen people enjoying their husbands’ deaths so much."
* Excerpt which caused most media controversy Godless: The Church of Liberalism June 2006

"I don't know if [former U.S. President Bill Clinton is] gay. But [former U.S. Vice President] Al Gore - total fag."
* Media Matters; July 26, 2006.

Ann seems obsessed with who is and is not gay huh? Kind of like that Ted Haggard guy was.....

"[Canadians] better hope the United States does not roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent."
* Fox News; Hannity & Colmes, November 30, 2004.

On desegregation:

"Few failures have been more spectacular. Illiterate students knifing one another between acts of sodomy in the stairwell is just one of the many eggs that had to be broken to make the left's omelette of transferring power from states to the federal government."
* Ashcroft And The Blowhard Discuss Desegregation

On what God wants us to do with his creation:

"The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. The lower species are here for our use. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet--it's yours. That's our job: drilling, mining and stripping. Sweaters are the anti-Biblical view. Big gas-guzzling cars with phones and CD players and wet bars -- that's the Biblical view."
* Oil Good; Democrats bad; October 12, 2000.

God wants me to have a wet bar? Well OK - I mean if God wants me to have one I better build one! But it would help me a lot Lord if you could send some bucks my way. And a good carpenter, my skills are limited and building a nice wet bar is beyond my abilities.

On science:

"I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions, like the Cargo Cult of the South Pacific. Practitioners of Cargo Cult believed that manufactured products were created by ancestral spirits, and if they imitated what they had seen the white man do, they could cause airplanes to appear out of the sky, bringing valuable cargo like radios and TVs. So they constructed “airport towers” out of bamboo and “headphones” out of coconuts and waited for the airplanes to come with the cargo. It may sound silly, but in defense of the Cargo Cult, they did not wait as long for evidence supporting their theory as the Darwinists have waited for evidence supporting theirs."

Uhhh..Ann - that was an episode of Gilligan's Island. Gilligan tried to make a radio out of coconuts to call for help. What does a TV show have to do with scientific theory?

On Freedom Of Speech

"They're [Democrats] always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment."
* University of Florida speech

Ann On Law!

"The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail."
* Fox News; Hannity & Colmes; August 24, 2001.

NOTE - Ann voted in Florida during the 2006 elections. Problem - she did not actually LIVE in Florida at the time. So it was an illegal vote. Illegal means "against the law". So Ann, when are you going right to jail - after a "fair" trial of course!

Ann on politics!

"You don't want the Republicans in power, does that mean you want a dictatorship, gay boy?"
* In response to a student's question: "You don't want the Democrats in power, so does that mean you want a dictatorship?"
* Liberals Are Wrong About Everything; Indiana University, February 23, 2006

Again with the gay cracks! From a "woman" with an Adam's Apple bigger than mine

And my favorite Ann Coulter quote!!!

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."
* This Is War; September 12, 2001.

I like this one so much I made stole a poster from the internet with part of this quote!


Miss September 1939. Of course this poster assumes Ann is actually a "Miss". She claims to be.

Anyway, in spite of all the stupid things this twit of a man/woman/beast thing has said over the years, maybe the Romney speech will finally get her kicked out of the movement. Maybe.


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13 Comments:

Blogger Badoozie said...

oh my
she's a real winner, see what i DoNT miss by watching TV or CNN

03:01  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Ann Counter is most often on Fox, because this is the only network that gives her any air time.

She is on CNN when she says something stupid, like "John Edwards is a fag" or something.

12:04  
Blogger Fuzz said...

Do you really take any of this seriously ?

16:33  
Blogger Badoozie said...

well fox is stupid too then. she looks like a guy in drag. i wonder if she has ever seen any action

16:59  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Fuzz - not really. It just makes for good post fodder every now and then.

Badoozie - She does have a larger Adam's Apple than I have. I do not know what that means exactly.

17:58  
Blogger Senor Caiman said...

The Lazy,

I really like that poster, I'm going to borrow it but use Doozie's head.

The Edwards thing kinda through me off base too because I've met him and his family. He does kinda look like a faggot though or at least a wimp.

I really think Ann goes both ways which really is acceptable these days.

21:03  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Humm...maybe if I get a video of Ann doing it with another chick I could sell the video on late night TV and make a few damn dollars.

21:37  
Blogger Cheesemeister said...

I just posted about this too, but you were quicker and have better pictures.
I, however, was inspired by my fifth trip to the Porcelain God in two hours. Note how vomiting/diarrhea inspires thoughts of posting about Ann Coulter.

06:42  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

CM - I can see how leaving a big steaming pile of Bill O'Reilly in the bowl can make one think of Coulter.

13:05  
Blogger Kristen said...

Doesn't she want to do any embedded journalism in Iraq? They could really use her there. I think we should send her to Iraq. She really belongs in Iraq. Front lines.

Please, God. If you're really there, you'll make Ann Coulter go away.

13:25  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Her and CNN's Rick Sanchez can elope and report from the front lines in an unarmored Humvee together.

21:49  
Blogger Jane said...

Hey Iggy you might enjoy this article especially the last sentence!

18:44  
Blogger Michael said...

Lazy, this gave me the best laugh I've had in a long time! Thanks.

09:20  

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