Need Memory Pills
Man I am slacking. I think my brain is shrinking. Really. Old timers disease is setting in early for me. By the time I am 50 I will be drooling on myself and unable to remember how to close my mouth.
You see - I totally spaced September 19 and International Talk Like A Pirate Day. The day when wenches are curvy and dogs all have scurvy. For shame. To think, I missed a chance to post like a pirate. I could have typed such things as "yar" and "arrrg" and "scurvy dog" and "bilge rat" and "scurvy bilge rat" and "shiver me timbers" and "AVAST!" and "pantaloons" and other stuff. I could have even employed the PANTS PIRATE MESSENGER to say something.
But I messed up. It is not International Talk Like A Pirate Day anymore. That was yesterday. CRAP! Now I have to wait another year. Great. How will I pass the time till then? That is like....a year away! A long time. Will I remember? Who knows. My money is on NO, I will space it again.
So instead, to make up for my total lack of memory, I give you Squirrel Power, by The Nutz. The Nutz is a punk squirrel band from Nutting Hill, UK.
But, the stupid embed code will not work. So you have to CLICK HERE. It is the best I can do.
And in other news....OJ was arrested. For armed robbery and other stuff. In Las Vegas. I am sure you have not heard this yet.
Oh yea, and the local Publix has a new beer. Flying Dog. So far I have had the Flying Dog Classic Pale Ale and the Flying Dog "Snake Dog" India Pale Ale. Both are good. The IPA has a stronger hops kick, but that was to be expected. Both are excellent. I like hops. But in this case, I have to say the Classic Pale Ale is the better of the two. Normally I lean to the IPA, but the Classic Pale Ale is really good. At least I think it is good. If you do not like a hoppy beer then you will hate both brews. To each his own!
Labels: RAM upgrade needed
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 01:39
8 Comments:
A new beer? Praise Jeebus! :P
I could of lived the rest of my life without that squirrel vid..seriously m'dear..I could of.
ps..getting old is a bitch..but then..so am I!
You need to buy the ergonomic pirate keyboard so that you won't forget about it next year. You can always talk like a pirate.
aRRRRRRRRRRRR!
If you want, you can borrow my pirate hat next year.
Actually I like the squirrel stuff better than pirate talk.
OJ was arrested????? Holy crap! Who knew?
what the flip were you doing at the sand dunes?
arr I hates it when me forgets things
Dusty - I always have to try the new beer. Unless I know it is going to suck. I take my beer somewhat seriously. ALMOST like a serious wine drinker. Almost. But some of those wine people are just crazy. The squirrel video rocked.
Ed - that is a great keyboard. But it is missing the scurvy key. I can not type without a scurvy key.
Daisy - I just need the eye patch.
TLP - I know! None of the news channels are talking about it. I had to go to a foreign news source to get this story. It is almost like American news networks do not know what is really important and what is just bullshit.
Ba Doozer - sand dunes? I like the sand dunes. I secretly have a sand dune buggy that is better than Krok's. But I do not like to brag.
Anonymous - You know it. Anything that is important I will forget.
How suckey to have missed Talk Like A Pirate Day. My son will blame me for not reminding him.
I wonder when talk like a zombie day is.
I fixed the banner for my new website. Booger had added some extra characters when I published the post. Why I will never know. It's not the first time this has happened.
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