It is 4-20! So you know what that means!!
Yea, I am on to all you 4-20 people. Your little underground holiday is not so underground after all.
Well maybe it is. I am sure someone reading this is going to Google "4-20" to find out what the hell is going on.
But I know.
And everyone is into it. Well not everyone - that is not really true. Some people have these things called "jobs" and part of the requirements to keep said "jobs" is to not have unauthorized chemicals in your piss. At any moment - maybe even right now (if you are at work) someone can bust into your work space with a plastic cup and demand a pee sample.
Much like the Spanish Inquisition - only not as funny. And probably no snazzy red uniforms.
So you have to be ready for that. And the easiest (and best) way to be ready for that is to NOT take part in any facet of the 4-20 underground holiday. Not even a little.
Go out and have a beer instead. After work of course. That is acceptable. Just do not have too many or else the acceptable becomes unacceptable.
And that is just the way it is.