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Monday, April 20, 2009


It is 4-20! So you know what that means!!

Yea, I am on to all you 4-20 people. Your little underground holiday is not so underground after all.

Well maybe it is. I am sure someone reading this is going to Google "4-20" to find out what the hell is going on.

But I know.

And everyone is into it. Well not everyone - that is not really true. Some people have these things called "jobs" and part of the requirements to keep said "jobs" is to not have unauthorized chemicals in your piss. At any moment - maybe even right now (if you are at work) someone can bust into your work space with a plastic cup and demand a pee sample.

Much like the Spanish Inquisition - only not as funny. And probably no snazzy red uniforms.

So you have to be ready for that. And the easiest (and best) way to be ready for that is to NOT take part in any facet of the 4-20 underground holiday. Not even a little.

Go out and have a beer instead. After work of course. That is acceptable. Just do not have too many or else the acceptable becomes unacceptable.

And that is just the way it is.


Blogger Lily Strange said...

My son has a friend who has been nicknamed "The Panda" for his build and his tendency to "consume" green leafy stuff and sit around wanting to be entertained. The Panda will be celebrating today. One time he got his power turned off because he smoked up his paycheck before paying his already overdue light bill. My son says that The Panda doesn't even own any books and his sole entertainment comes from video games. Its amusing in sort of a sad way.

Blogger Dusty said...

YAY!!! Best day o the year Lazy!!! ;)

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Lily - The Panda obviously does not need electricity. He can be like Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer, only with a red glowing joint as opposed to a nose. Of course, this assumes The Panda does not have a vaporizer pipe which requires electricity.

But honestly, it sounds like a sad case. The Panda will probably be one of those people who is discovered dead in their home after a neighbors complain about a rancid stench, and then the fire department arrives they find a rotted corpse that some hapless pet has been feeding on.

Dusty - it was just another day here. Not even so much as a beer for me. Ill fix that - there is some good beer in the fridge. Ill probably have one with dinner.

Blogger M@ said...

Yeah, it's funny how you can be FIRED for consuming too much alcohol at an alcohol party.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

M@ - this is why it is usually a BAD idea for there to be alcohol at an office party. When I have gone to office events featuring alcohol, I had to take it easy. So I would order drinks I did not like. This way I would drink less, and yet not come off as some puritan who was anti-booze.


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