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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Late To The Punch

You may not have heard this, but Palin quit her job as Governor of Alaska. Not that it really matters to me - I do not live in Alaska.

But the speech she made was just silly. It made little sense to me. She goes on and on about how she fixed the whole state in two years - so it is time to quit. Or something like that.

What amazes me the most is the TV people who were stumped. What the hell is that all about? Here you ass clowns are getting paid the BIG BUCKS to keep up with stuff like this. And you were surprised? You do not know what is going on?

I may be a little late to the punch here - but Ill spell it out for you anyway.

She wants to run in 2012. She thinks she can. In her deluded world, it will all work out.

So why quit? Being Governor of a horseball state is just not working out for her. It was getting in her way. How could she fly around all over the place making speeches and shit if she has to be the Governor of Alaska?

I am not sure she would even win reelection in Alaska. Since she was tapped for the VP slot, she has seemingly spent more time OUT of Alaska than in it. But who knows how voters in the state would have reacted to that.

Face it Alaska - Palin is WAY bigger than your state. She has more important things to do. Only losers stick around in Alaska! Everyone else moves someplace warmer. So she quit. Screw it. She was hired for 4 years, and quit after 2. The pay scale was not enough, the working conditions sucked, and most importantly the job was getting in the way of bigger and better things.

She thinks she can run and win in 2012. I would be surprised if she made it past round 1 of the primaries. And if by some chance the Republican Party has dwindled to only the cranks by 2012, her running all but gurantees Obama is reelected.

But that is why she quit. She feels her state is dragging her down.

I also like how she claims to have "asked her family". Yea - right. I suppose you also asked your family about running for VP? Hey pregnant teenage daughter - how would you like your sex life splashed on the national news? Sounds like fun huh?

Or did you not know that your stance on teen pregnancy would NOT become an issue - seeing as how your own daughter is pregnant. Abstinence only huh? Works great for your family - it must also work great for everyone else.

So no, I do not buy this "I asked my family" crap. You put your own ambitions over your family. Otherwise you would have not accepted the VP bid, nobody outside Alaska would know about the pregnant unwed daughter, and things would have been A LOT easier on said teenage daughter.

Not that who is pregnant is really any of our business. But whatever.

And the media is STILL talking about this issue. Why did she do it?

I told you. End of story. Move onto something else now. Please.


Blogger Lily Strange said...

All I have to say is that if Palin is elected in 2012 that truly is the sign that the world is coming to an end.
The animals in Alaska are cheering the bitch's departure for certain. Now perhaps such ludicrous activities as aerial hunting of wolves (how chicken shit is that anyway, to hunt things from a helicopter) will cease. One can only hope that now better minds (or minds at all) will have a chance to prevail.

Blogger Daisy said...

I think she read it on a refrigerator magnet that it was best to quit.

Blogger Fuzz said...

To tell the truth, I don't really understand this woman. But now that I think about it, I don't understand women in general.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Lily - I doubt she will even win the primaries. This act is probably her swan song.

Daisy - You are probably not too far from the truth. And that is somewhat scary!

Fuzz - you and me both.

Blogger Dusty said...

Palin is a tool. She reminds me of Rush Limpballs and his constantly skewed logic.


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