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Friday, September 04, 2009

Public Service Announcement

The last long weekend of the summer is here.

Well not for me. Technically I still have more summer left. The water in the bay does not start to cool down till October. For me, the "end" of summer is actually Columbus Day weekend. And the super massive boat party that takes place.

But that is not important.

What IS important is that AAA is once again offering its popular "Tow To Go" program. It is very simple.

Should you get stewed, you can call AAA and they will arrange for a tow truck to come to your aid. You get towed home for free, and you also get a free ride home.

And best of all - you do not go to jail!

Works out great huh?

As of now, this program is available in Florida, and a good deal of the Southeast including Nashville and Atlanta. But it may be going on in your area too.

You do not need to be a AAA member to use this free service. All you need to be is drunk.

The service is being offered NOW through Monday. So if you are boozing and live in an area served by this or a similar program - no need to be cruising!

Just call 1-800-AAA-HELP. Then using your best drunken slur, try to tell the nice person on the phone exactly where you are. If you need to, ask the bartender for help - chances are your bartender knows where he/she is. Then the tow truck comes, and you wake up at your home wearing shoes but not any pants.

Try to figure that one out! You had to remove your shoes to get your pants off right? So why then put the shoes back on? Did you decide to take a drunken walk in the buff? Did you maybe have a good time that you can not remember? Who knows. It shall always remain a mystery.

So remember, call 1-800-AAA-HELP. It beats calling the bail bondsman.


Blogger Dusty said...

Aw Lazy, this is so cool of you!

My county doesn't have this program. Of course the rightwing nutters are drunk most weekends, so this weekend is no different..other than it's one day longer.

We don't have DUI checkpoints..we have driving without a valid license checkpoints..I kid you not! They capture more yahoo's driving without a license than they do drunks. So wtf..they renamed it. ;)

Blogger Lily Strange said...

I don't think we have a program like this either. Doesn't matter to me personally since for me one drink is heavy drinking, but it would be good to have such a thing in place.

Blogger Fuzz said...

We got a free ride home with the cops one time. It was very nice of them.


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