15 Questions
So for today's post, I decided to come up with 15 questions to ask during the life boat drill on Carnival Imagination. Enjoy!
1. Can I just sleep in the lifeboat so I do not have to wake up if the boat sinks?
2. Do I get a free cruise AND a refund if the boat sinks?
3. What kind of food can I expect on the life boat?
4. Will I keep my same seating time for dinner on the life boat?
5. Where the hell is the bar on this thing?!!?!
6. You mean to tell me there is not even a mini bar on that dinghy?
7. Would it be OK if I raided the nearest ship bar BEFORE I get on my lifeboat? All that booze is just going to end up on the bottom anyway - your insurance company will cover it.
8. No casino either?? Where did you get these life boats from? Afghanistan? Its like a puritan designed these things!
9. If the ship is called a “fun ship” is it OK if we call the life boats “crappy ass not fun floating things with no beer or video poker”?
10. Is it too late to go home and drive back to the port with my boat, and use that as my personal life boat? At least then I will have satellite radio, marine VHF radio, a GPS chartplotter, and a cooler with ice and this “beer” stuff. And I will be able to do some fishing!
11. Is the bottom of this thing shark proof?
12. Where exactly is the bathroom? I like to eat a lot of beans and greens. I can produce PILES!
13. Can I be the guy who beats on the drum while everyone else has to row? I hate rowing!
14. Hey this looks like a drain plug! Mind if I just remove it and keep it as a souvenir?
15. Where is this “brig” place you are taking me to? Will it have a casino and a bar?
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 00:06
5 Comments:
If the boat hits an iceberg, this "global warming" thing will be proven to be total bullshit.
I will be in the Caribbean Sea, not the Bering Sea :)
At least you're prepared for everything!
I am prepared for anything that could possibly happen! I will even have a fake parrot, an eye patch, and a cool black skull and crossbones hat incase the ship is boarded by pirates! Because then I could blend in with the rading party and get some free stuff!
have fun! i'm doing the 1 week thing with a stateroom and balcony in september. "wheres the bar?" is right!
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