Post 426

Welcome to post number 426! I should know. I counted them all.

Actually - that is a lie. I did not count them. Blogger counted them. I will just take their word for it. I am far too lazy to verify this number. On top of the laziness, I am not obsessive-compulsive. OCD and laziness are mutually exclusive.

Then again, I do fall for those stupid web based "tests". Like this one for example.

I'm a Porsche 911!

You have a classic style, but you're up-to-date with the latest technology. You're ambitious, competitive, and you love to win. Performance, precision, and prestige - you're one of the elite,and you know it.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

And all this time I thought I was a 1967 Camaro, or possibly a GTO. Go figure. What I need to find now is a "what kind of boat are you" quiz. I would probably be a sloop.

Off to another subject! Some smart-ass types commented that the whole "I like my job" post was the result of beer and tequila. While I can not say there was no beer or tequila involved, the message is still correct. I never wake up and think "oh crap! I have to go to work!". Going to work does not put me in a bad mood - so I am in the same mood on a Monday morning as I am on a Friday afternoon.

Another thing - SOMEONE needs to invent a "drunken spell checker". Standard spell checks work OK - but when you have to spell check a drunken post all the laws of spell-check physics break down like molecules in a black hole. For example, you try to type "cosmic". What you actually type is "clsmuc". Spell check suggests "clumsy" or "chasm". Clearly, humanity NEEDS a drunken spell check. The computer geek that invents one will make a lot of money.

Now for the last thing for post number 426. How lazy am I? Well today at work I came to a conclusion. While going off to a gate one of the moving walkways was not working. So I mutter "shit" to myself. Am I so lazy that I MUST use the moving walkways and/or escalators? Yes I am! Most of the time I walk on the moving walkways, but sometimes I just stand there and let the sidewalk move me.