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Saturday, October 04, 2008

If You Are Not Part Of The Solution.....

Then you are part of the precipitate.

Just a little chemistry joke for you. Science people are not really known for their excellent joke,s so for a chemistry joke that is about as good as it gets.

This is why you do not want to invite a bunch of chemistry geeks to a party. They will start up with the bad jokes and then someone will make a stink bomb in the sink and next thing you know all the girls at the party have been spooked off.

Meanwhile, someone else is showing everyone how to make an even stinkier concoction in the sink. And before you know it, you have a chemistry geek stink bomb creating contest going on.

Sounds like a load of fun huh?

Now lets contrast this to a party with a lot of accountants. That would be even worse. I can only imagine the jokes there! What did the credit say to the debit? You are on the wrong side of the balance sheet and can not be properly amortized using straight line depreciation!! HA!!! Good one huh??

No. Not a good one. You are scaring people. And stop keeping track of how many party snacks are left in each bowl. Nobody cares.

The point is, it can always get worse. And when it stops getting worse, you are most likely at rock bottom.

Or just at a very bad party.

Either way it is about the same.

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3 Comments:

Blogger TLP said...

LOL. I'm a retired accountant. Accountants are a dull bunch. 'cept me. You forgot Auditors. Talk about boring!

16:31  
Blogger The Doozie said...

I'm going to go ahead and pretty much avoid "themed" parties

00:23  
Blogger Lily Strange said...

Not all girls would have been spooked off--the chemistry girls would have been in on making the stink bomb!

07:24  

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