And The Winner Of Dumbass Of The Day Is.......
Some ass clown who tried to rob a small pharmacy down the street from my place.
Apparently, the genius had a foolproof plan. A plan that would never attract any attention.
See he decided that he would crash his truck through the pharmacy door. Nobody would notice that. Old people are CONSTANTLY driving into buildings here. Every day, some lucky business gets a free drive up window installed. Even if they do not want one.
Oh yea - the pharmacy was also open. The door was not locked. So there was no need to create all this noise and shit by driving your truck into a building.
But what makes today's winner such a dumb ass is where the pharmacy was. Across the street from - you are not going to believe this one - a DUNKIN DONUTS shop! You read that one right.
Witnesses to the crash went into the Dunkin Donuts, where low and behold - two Florida Highway Patrol officers were getting some grub and coffee.
Imagine that. Cops in a Dunkin Donuts. I would have never guessed that was a possibility.
The cops put down the coffee, and went across the street. There they saw King Dumbass in the process of robbing the pharmacy. They saw him run out of the pharmacy, and get into his truck. They told him to get out of the vehicle, but apparently he tried to start the engine or otherwise get away.
So one of the cops busted the drivers side window, then shot his ass. Well maybe not his ass, but some part of his body got shot. He was taken off to the trauma center, where he was last listed as critical condition.
The whole story, with video, is here.
http://cbs4.com/local/Police.involved.shooting.2.857676.html
DUMBASS! Don't rob a place next to a Dunkin Donuts! There are ALWAYS cops in that place! You must have failed criminal 1st grade.
For your sheer stupidity, you win the title of Dumbass Of The Day. You also win some copper coated lead. Congratulations!
Labels: dumbass
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 00:21
4 Comments:
yeah, but what about the trooper who broke the window with his elbow? If he was going to go ahead and shoot, why not just shoot the window out. And why shoot at all over a robbery. I didn't think they were supposed to shoot anyone unless the perp was threatening them.
Doozie - the truck itself is a weapon. If the guy had started the truck and was trying to drive off, then the police could have been in danger of getting pancaked. The busting out of the window was to make sure that the idiot could hear the commands to get out of the vehicle.
A 6 lane divided surface road was closed for a few hours while the official investigation took place.
I always laugh when I see them at the Dunkin' Donuts.
He's just warming up for his forthcoming Darwin award.
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