The Dentist

You know how they say "your gums should not bleed when you brush your teeth"?? Well, my gums bleed.

And why not? I mean I AM taking this brush and scraping crap off my teeth. And flossing! Oh hell. How are you not supposed to bleed when you take this string, cram it into little gaps in your teeth, then move that string all around?

So anyway, I made an appointment for the dentist. I have to go today at 2:15 PM.

I know the routine. I go, they say "never stick anything sharp into your mouth!". Then they cram a bunch of sharp crap into your mouth.

And it seems like it is some dentist law to have decent looking technicians. You know, the chicks that do the routine cleaning. All the dentist does is poke at your teeth with a sharp object looking for soft spots to drill out.

Not that I complain about the chicks that do the routine cleaning. But it does kind of suck. It is IMPOSSIBLE to flirt with a chick that has just removed a bunch of rancid crap from the little gaps in your teeth. There is the little bits of food, plaque, and tiny chunks of bloody gums, and whatever else she can find in there. And it gets all over that clear plastic welding mask thing they wear!

Gross. Mega gross.

But at least I will have some clean teeth. Ill let you know how many cavities need to be drilled.