Send Me Crap! Now Is Your Chance!!

As you probably know by the little countdown thing, it is almost time for me to leave on a cruise.

And it will be terrible! Just awful! Imagine being on a giant floating party for FOUR whole days! Having to go to places such as Key West and Mexico! I suppose it could be worse, there could be a stop at Hell, but this would only make the cruise slightly worse.

Now for the way you can help make it better! Gifts! Yes, gifts make everything, even a horrible big boat full of booze and food and casinos - BETTER!

Here is how to do it. Go to www.carnival.com and click on Gifts. From there, the choices are many. So in an effort to make your job easy, I have selected a few "suggestions". I go that extra mile for my readers.

1. ANYTHING from the Wine Cellar.
2. Fruit Supreme with white wine.
3. BAR CREDIT FOR 4 DRINKS! (feel free to gift more than one of these. Really.)
3. Fruit Supreme with red wine.
4. Bar credit for 4 drinks.
5. Bar credit for 4 drinks.

And so forth. To maximize the usefulness of gifts, it is a good idea to just select something on the suggestions list. I suggest numbers 3, 4, or 5. I also suggest that you use the word suggest at least 5 times today - to the same person. My challenge to you!

Once you have selected one of the suggestions, you need the booking number and cabin number.

And remember - if you do not comment, you are letting the terrorist win!