Oh Come On! I Have To Think Up Another Post Title?

Got a few things to cover here! But first I want to make an announcement.

I will resist the urge to make jokes about the "Curious George" movie that is going to hit the big screen soon. We already know the sitting President kind of looks like Curious George. And they both have the same first name. At one point in his life, Dick Cheney probably wore a yellow hat. And so on.

But no jokes! Someone else probably already made them. Plus, it would be far too easy. Making Curious George jokes would be like....uhhh....canned hunting. But who would take part in a canned hunt anyway? Sounds boring.

Now on to Fred. Fred is my fat orange cat. He likes to bite the crap out of you. And by you, I mean me. Right now he is here with me, hanging out and being all nice and purry. But should I do the slightest thing to pester the fat ass, he will bite. He will not stop purring, he just puts his ears back and bites. While purring. Like he enjoys it. I would just kick his out, but I am afraid that if I try to move him he will get even. With his teeth.

What else is there?

OH YEA! That's right! I may be going to Key West right after Thanksgiving. For the weekend. I could drive there, but what fun is that? It would take like three hours! Or something like that. The plan is to go with a friend who lives in Central Florida. She is going to visit her brother, and then arrive here Friday. We could take her car (it gets better fuel economy and has leather seats and stuff). But again, three hours. And not really cool.

So what I need to do is come up with an alternative mode of transportation. I am working an angle here. More on this later.

And that is not all! I have a whole slew of things to do Monday. And by "whole slew" of things to do, I mean like two or three max.