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Friday, November 10, 2006

Too Much Bullshit

A lot of people say money makes the world go around. Some people say love makes the world go around.

However, all those people are wrong. Bullshit seems to make the world go around.

And this is a good thing! There is far more bullshit in this world than anything else. I do not know if there is enough money to keep the planet spinning, but with bullshit as fuel the planet will spin for many billions of years to come. Even if the human race wipes itself out, we will leave more than enough fuel behind for whatever other animal takes over.

Not only am I surrounded in the stuff, but it is piled far above my head. As a result, it is very difficult to figure out what is going on. I can not see through the stuff, and my ship's radar can not penetrate it. In effect, I am adrift in the fog - without a clear idea of where I am. All I can do is sound the fog horn and hope I do not run into the reef. Or a larger ship.


Anonymous al said...

Greetings, Lazy Iguana! Cruise? You lucky lucky lucky...

Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Loved the Happy happy Joy joy dance!

And that's not Bullshit.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you must have a well developed bullshit detector because you acknowledge that it is indeed the stuff which keeps our system moving. Most people never get that far!

Two questions you can always ask that help to seriously disperse the bullshit.

1.) What does absolute power do?

2.) When in doubt, follow the _______?

Just remember when you are lost in the Sea of Bullshit that there are many others who are there drowning with you!


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