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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Waiting For The Worms

Well not really, but I am in wait mode. And Pink Floyd was just playing on Sirius and so I thought of that song from The Wall. So there.

The good news is that the waiting is very very close to being over. So that is good. Everything is good. It all depends on how you look at it. Usually. Well not always. For example, ass cancer is never good. But short of ass cancer, everything is good depending on how you look at it.

DISCLAIMER - the following list may also be bad: heart attacks, stroke, leprosy, flesh eating bacteria, Ebola, olestra, that new diet pill that makes you shit on yourself, voting for Bush, watching Fox news, drinking mercury, breathing asbestos, dropping a bowling ball on your foot, saying "yes those pants make your ass look fat", sneezing while flossing your upper teeth, passing out drunk at a party with your "friends", and wearing Crocs with black socks.

Now I have totally lost my train of thought. It was derailed. I had to look up all those links which I hope you all click on because it is funnier if you do. They are all pretty good links.

I found some new Iguana Music for now. And if you suggested a song in a comment yesterday, I have that. I think.

I need to wash the truck. It could also use some wax. Maybe even the clear coat polish I bought a while ago and have never used. I also need to empty the tool box of all the crap and junk that is in it (most of the stuff back there is junk) so I can remove the tool box and clean the bed rug thing. The bed rug is pretty scary at this point. But I am lazy, and all that sounds like work. I should do it though. Oh yea, the tool box latch thing is not working properly and needs to be fixed. I should take care of that too. But once again, the lazy part comes into play.

And it is so darn hot! The best time to do all the stuff I just listed is when it is not summer.



Blogger Daisy said...

You should never vote for anybody who wears black socks with Crocs. Nope.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh My God! Not only is he wearing black socks with his Crocs, but the socks have the presidential seal on them! What the hell? Is it like Garanimals for the Chimp in Chief?

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I clicked on all the links because I know about you and your links. Great stuff, couldn't be better unless I had sang it meeself!


life sucks

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Daisy - I agree. You should not vote for anyone who would wear Crocs with socks. I also think you should not vote for someone who can not speak using proper English. But that is just me.

Anonymous - good eyes! It does seem that he is wearing special Presidential socks. I guess it is better than his mother writing his name on the socks so he does not loose them. I though at first that the photo may be a Photoshop job, but the White House seal on the socks pretty much convinces me this photo is authentic.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Doozie - I take great pride in my links. The Olestra song is priceless. The Ebola song is pretty good too. Life is what it is. A little friendly gray cat would make you happier, but the gray cat kind of likes it here and does not seem to want to leave. You snooze you loose.

Blogger Cheesemeister said...

Those things MAY be bad? There could be such a thing as too much optimism!
Oh, now I see...songs. Well, that too may be bad. But at least not deadly.
I'm allowed to be a fashion disaster. I'm certifiably mental white trash and I live in a trailer. But this man is supposed to be running the country--you'd think he could hire somebody to dress him!

Blogger Cheesemeister said...

I meant sounds, not songs. Jeez...moron alert!

Blogger Emma Sometimes said...

this post made me laugh.

those are berry berry bad things. So is a full grown woman saying baby talk. Cause I don't wike it.

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