Almost Forgot To Post
It seems I almost forgot to post. I would have totally forgot, for I was asleep. I was watching a movie, and after it was over I was going to take a shower and stuff. Then go to sleep.
But after the movie was over, I went to sleep. Everything was OK for a few hours, then Skipper decides to attack my face. He does this sometimes. So I wake up, take a shower, get a snack, and now here it is 4 AM nothing good is on the TV and going back to sleep is kind of pointless now. But I will try anyway.
MOVIE REVIEW! 300. I had to wait a while for this one. Netflix does not usually send me new releases. I have to wait for them. And so I do.
300 is about the legendary Battle of Thermopylae. This battle really happened. 300 Greeks from the City-State of Sparta, along with another 700 Greeks from another City-State held off a much larger army from Persia for three days. The battle was possible only because the Spartans forced the Persian army to fight in a very narrow pass. They could not use their massive numbers properly.
The Spartan force were all killed, but they caused heavy losses for the Persians.
The movie was of course highly stylized. But as for as "accuracy" is concerned, I guess it was accurate enough. Three tail whips. LOTS of blood. Lots of slow motion blood spattering. A few decapitations. OH YEA and a boob shot. Partial boob shot anyway. The oracle chick is HOT. I should throw in a bonus tail whip for the oracle chick scene.
All movie reviews from this point on shall contain a boob count.
Labels: movie review
posted by The Lazy Iguana @ 04:03
8 Comments:
I swear to God. Sometimes it seems you guys are stuck being twelve years old.
GREAT movie. Loved it.
Teri - this was a really nice boob. Trust me. The oracle chick in the movie is smokin hot.
The Lazy,
I didn't know Doozie lived out west, interesting. I wonder if she is a lesbian.
I saw the boob, dude.
If you put the movie at the top of your list a while before it comes out you get it on release date. TMNT in HD-DVD and Dawn of the Dead in HD-DVD both showed up in my mail box on their Tuesday release date. (Must mail in movies on Monday). Dawn of the Dead gets 2 boobs and 2 stars.
I request a schlong count. You won't have to work too hard because most American films are scared to show schlongs.
Somehow this reminds me of a funny thing. The last porno movie I actually saw, I couldn't even be interested in the schlongs because I was in so much pain--from laughing! This low budget thing was shot all in the same room on the same cheesy revolving bed with the zebra print bed spread and whenever the dude thrust, the bedsprings squeaked! Also the horrible 1970's lounge music playing in the background only added to the hideous ambience. The only redeeming thing was that the movie's star and producer was named Tony Everhard. That's a pretty good porno name.
I had thought about including a porno movie review on my adult blog, but those things really aren't much fun unless you're watching them either with a significant other so you can re-enact the good parts, or with friends so you can laugh at all the stupid parts. So somehow I haven't been able to make myself do it.
KO4E - I put Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters at the top of the list when the release date was announced. Still have not got it. Same for 300. Both these movies were in my saved list, as I added them to my list BEFORE the release date was even known! Netflix just hates me because I watch too many movies.
CM - a lot of porno films are like that. They are just horrible. Intimacy shows a schlong in one scene.
Awesome movie review. I want more reviews.
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