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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Foreign Stuff Is Strange

You know what DirecTV needs? TV channels from Japan. Heck, I may even be willing to pay for a Japanese TV channel subscription. Why? For stuff like this.

Now I do not speak Japanese. So I really have no idea what is going on. Best I can figure it, this is some sort of strange "game show" type thing. But instead of answering trivia question or solving a word puzzle by picking letters, you get hit in the nuts.

I guess. I wonder what you win? Besides a hit to the nuts.

And then there is this. I have no idea what it is all about.

OK really - have no idea what that is all about. All I know is that the water is hot. Like 120 degrees hot or something. Or maybe it is salt water chilled to below freezing. Comments are mixed. So it is either water that is really hot or really cold.

The object seems to be.....uhhh...making that chick's seat bounce so her goods jiggle? But to make the seat bounce you have to be in the tub of either very hot or very cold water. And of you think cold water is not so bad, get some salt and make a few gallons of salt water. Put the water in a container. Now add a bunch of ice. Empty the freezer - you can always make more ice. Then stick your arm in it. See how it feels.

And we think "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" is a good TV game show. HA!

If you get the G4 network (channel 354 on DirecTV) you can watch "Unbeatable Banzuke". It is another wacky obstacle course show. Only there are a bunch of different courses designed to be completed in different ways. There is the stilts course. The mountain bike course. The "walk on your hands" course. The pogo stick course. The "walk on top of foam dominoes" course. The crazy cat wheelbarrow course. The "balance a metal pole on two fingers and walk through the course" course. And so on. I think there are 9 in all, but I am not sure about that.

Unfortunately there are no good You Tube videos of Unbeatable Banzuke yet.



Blogger Bee Repartee said...

So, from your chart you are a lazy horny foodie. I knew I could say that because wrath was low on the list.

That's some good crotch slugging fun.

and that second one? I'd think it's freezing because hot would make his skin red, don't you think?

Blogger Fuzz said...

I think it's a cold thing too.
These people are weird.

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Bee - mostly lazy. Big shock there huh? I think the water may be ultra chilled. Below freezing. This could be accomplished if there is salt added.

Fuzz - Yea, Japan is weird. But you have to admit that the world just would not be the same without Japan. It would be a lot less funny. And cars would suck.


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